Things that turn you off women!! (again)

1/ smoking ---- yuch

2/ tattoos……oh dear---minger alert!

3/ fake tan……..slapper alert!!

4/ false boobs………very sad


any others!?

1/ smoking ---- yuch

2/ tattoos……oh dear---minger alert!

3/ fake tan……..slapper alert!!

4/ false boobs………very sad


any others!?

rugby shirts

facial hair

Penis?...

Bad teeth
Flat chests

1/ smoking ---- yuch

2/ tattoos……oh dear---minger alert!

3/ fake tan……..slapper alert!!

4/ false boobs………very sad


any others!?

I will tell Stef what you said about her.

1/ smoking ---- yuch

2/ tattoos……oh dear---minger alert!

3/ fake tan……..slapper alert!!

4/ false boobs………very sad


any others!?

I will tell Stef what you said about her.

see you Sunday!!

1/ smoking ---- yuch

2/ tattoos……oh dear---minger alert!

3/ fake tan……..slapper alert!!

4/ false boobs………very sad


any others!?

I will tell Stef what you said about her.

see you Sunday!!

is that me

Yea --- that Flipper ---he one crazeee mad fool!!

Horrible voice.
Anything unnatural, the amount of crap some girls put on is ridiculous

Farting and leaving tread marks on the bog.Only last week i dragged the mrs in the bathroom and pushed her head down the bog for pebbledashing the pan.Dirty cunts they are.

Farting and leaving tread marks on the bog.Only last week i dragged the mrs in the bathroom and pushed her head down the bog for pebbledashing the pan.Dirty cunts they are.

Is that what they do down west? Thats just bloody abuse.
Also, how small is her head? Caravan toilets arent usually that big...

Farting and leaving tread marks on the bog.Only last week i dragged the mrs in the bathroom and pushed her head down the bog for pebbledashing the pan.Dirty cunts they are.

Is that what they do down west? Thats just bloody abuse.
Also, how small is her head? Caravan toilets arent usually that big...

She got an head like a lollipop but an arse like a derby winner.

Thinking for themselves, having opinions and complaining when I put them back in the cellar.

Will they ever fecking learn?

Farting and leaving tread marks on the bog.Only last week i dragged the mrs in the bathroom and pushed her head down the bog for pebbledashing the pan.Dirty cunts they are.

Is that what they do down west? Thats just bloody abuse.
Also, how small is her head? Caravan toilets arent usually that big...

She got an head like a lollipop but an arse like a derby winner.

Oh Geezus.
Is she from Cherynobl by any chance?

Farting and leaving tread marks on the bog.Only last week i dragged the mrs in the bathroom and pushed her head down the bog for pebbledashing the pan.Dirty cunts they are.

Is that what they do down west? Thats just bloody abuse.
Also, how small is her head? Caravan toilets arent usually that big...

She got an head like a lollipop but an arse like a derby winner.

Oh Geezus.
Is she from Cherynobl by any chance?

St.Helens.

Farting and leaving tread marks on the bog.Only last week i dragged the mrs in the bathroom and pushed her head down the bog for pebbledashing the pan.Dirty cunts they are.

Is that what they do down west? Thats just bloody abuse.
Also, how small is her head? Caravan toilets arent usually that big...

She got an head like a lollipop but an arse like a derby winner.

Oh Geezus.
Is she from Cherynobl by any chance?

St.Helens.

Makes sense

Thinking for themselves, having opinions and complaining when I put them back in the cellar.

Will they ever fecking learn?

The crap music most of them listen to. Take That , Boyzone and Westlife being prime examples . Also calling football footie

hairy and scarey down below

1. Farting

2. Talking about their periods

3. Smoking

4. Rugby Shirts

5. Loadsa make-up

6. Fake Tan

7. Sideburns

8. Hairier Groin than me

Crusty heals
Wears flipflops
Hair like a deserted birds nest
Teeth like a junkie
Tits they dont step on while getting out of bed in the morning to fast
Tash like hitler
Eat more than me
Beaver like a stab wound on a gorilla's back

i could go on forever

officiating football games.

talking

breathing

smelly fannys,
farting,
having an opinion,
arguing that my opinion is wrong (when it blatantly NEVER is)..
talking through football and asking questions
smelly breath
demanding affection

Fat
Cellulite
Smoking
Loud mouth
Having a rough accent like newport or cardiff.

So anyone from Fairwater then probably.

Newport girls (chavy ones)
gobby women (especially when pissed)