Luis Suarez The Facts.

Hes so ugly, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
Hes so ugly, he stuck his head out of his car window and got arrested for mooning.
Hes so ugly, he has to Trick or Treat by phone.
Hes so ugly, when he jerks off his hand tries to fall asleep.
Hes so ugly, he gave Freddy Kruegger nightmares.
Hes so ugly, when he threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Hes so ugly, when he went to the zoo they refused to let him out.
Hes so ugly, Liverpool fans put a picture of him in their car window as an anti-theft device.
He plays football for Liverpool.

You seem very intelligent mate (NOT)

epic fail

I dont mind ugly people, see a lot more of them on MOTD this season.

Cant stand racists tho

If Luis Suarez is a racist then i'm a black man.

If Luis Suarez is a racist then i'm a black man.

I assume you have black skin then, Your welcome on here unlike the liverpool MB

If Luis Suarez is a racist then i'm a black man.

He is racist along with the majority of your fan base who wont open your eyes to it. I forget who you played in the Fa Cup (oldham maybe) when there player got racially abused by your so called fans!
Sir Alex Ferguson was right with his comments about the Racist pig after the game at Old Trafford.
Liverpool fans are vile filthy racists along with Suarez, some would say your made for each other!

Luis Suarez is most definitely not a racist - but the way some are having a go at Scousers on here, well they really are starting to become highly offensive - I'd rather spend time with Suarez and Liverpool fans than than with some of these idiots - just a shame they follow the same club as me.

Just remember - Suarez picked up a winner's medal on Sunday, and I suspect will pick up many more before he's finished playing - and he did nothing wrong on Sunday at all, just behaved professionally, even when provoked by some unecessary stuff from our end.

But you can't reason with people like this - its probably best to ignore them, but I wanted to post this for the Liverpool fans who have come on here - we're not all like these idiots - and I apologise for the garbage you've had to put up with over the last week or so, and I've been a season ticket holder for many years, so have the right for my voice to be heard, and I sincerely hope the silent and sensible majority of our fans would agree with me, who would also not be behaving like many purile people on this mb.

Well done for your victory on Sunday (just a shame it was against us) and I wish you all the best for the future - you'll always be my second team after CCFC (especially after Sunday and the respect you have shown us)

If Luis Suarez is a racist then i'm a black man.

He is racist along with the majority of your fan base who wont open your eyes to it. I forget who you played in the Fa Cup (oldham maybe) when there player got racially abused by your so called fans!
Sir Alex Ferguson was right with his comments about the Racist pig after the game at Old Trafford.
Liverpool fans are vile filthy racists along with Suarez, some would say your made for each other!

That screams out manc

Check out the plastic scousers on here

anyone who has a negative opinion on the mickeys is a manc

If Luis Suarez is a racist then i'm a black man.

Of course he's not racist. He only continually changed his story. Might want to read the full report some time.

How many "black" players has Dalglish bought in his career, out of interest, John Barnes aside?