Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:47 pm
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:50 pm
Liverpools newest big-name signing, a Bosnian International, has just scored on his debut for the club and
immediately after the match phones his Mum:
Bosnian: Hello Mum.
Mum: Hello son, how was your debut?
Bosnian: Well it went brilliantly. I scored in front of the Kop on my debut and all the fans love me.
Mum: That's wonderful. But I'm afraid that things here at home aren't so good.
Bosnian: Why, what's happened?
Mum: Well, this morning our car was set ablaze by a masked mob. They then broke into our house with baseball
bats and battered your brother. They shot your father in the kneecaps, so he can't walk anymore, and then raped
your sister before moving on to the dog.
Bosnian: That's terrible....
Mum: I know. Why couldn't you have left us in Bosnia instead of bringing us to Liverpool with you