Best film lines

Great collection of nudie mags.
Ye got some from the 70s 80s and 90s it's like masturbating in a time machine.

Step brothers

Great collection of nudie mags.
Ye got some from the 70s 80s and 90s it's like masturbating in a time machine.

Step brothers

" you and your mom are hillbilles "
" yall dont say that "
" shut up youll wake up my dad and get me grounded"

" you better sleep still because im putting a rat trap between your legs "

i know step brothers word for word

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
- MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe) in Gladiator (2000) try saying this,when your pissed up.

I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
...Whose car are we gonna' take?

Liam Neeson from "Taken":


“I don’t know you who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, acquired over a very long career in the shadows. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you. And I will kill you.”

Bluebird99, great shout. Love that film.

"That's the thing about high school girls man. I get older, they stay the same age!" - Wooderson (played by Matthew McConaghey) in Dazed and Confused.

Nice quote from "the town" there great movie.

Funniest quote ever from the film "Bad Santa"

Willie: I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfuckers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shit like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?

Kick his arse seabass

Can't remember the name of the film, but one scene see's Peter O'toole (ironically) having a piss in a ladies toilet, a posh lady walks in and says "excuse me this is for ladies only" quick as a flash he turns around (obviously with his old boy on view) and looks down at his knob and says "so is this madam, but sometimes I need it to take a piss"

Liam Neeson from "Taken":


“I don’t know you who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, acquired over a very long career in the shadows. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you. And I will kill you.”

awesome film!!

Were going to need a bigger boat!

Ahh man I shot Marvin in the face....

John Travolta - Pulp Fiction

Liam Neeson from "Taken":


“I don’t know you who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don’t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, acquired over a very long career in the shadows. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you. And I will kill you.”

Ahh man I shot Marvin in the face....

John Travolta - Pulp Fiction

and if i had to pick a football related one:


What do you reckon, fat boy? - You look like a vicar, mate.

Are you fuckin' mad? This is Prada, you c**t.

It's iron's gear.

Get your fuckin' skates on. We gotta get there for the draw

Step Brothers:

'I'm not gonna call him Dad.'

'Brennan, you're 39 years old, I don't expect you to call him Dad.'

'Well I'm not gonna, EVER. Even if there's a fire!'

From a Few Good Men

Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*
Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*
Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*
[pauses]

Awesome Film Lines Especially "You can't handle the Truth." .

Snatch

For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a f*cking thing.

"A pretty shitty city"!

Needs no introduction.

I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy! Stepbrothers lol

Fire at Will !! ........................What the fook did Will do

When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother f**ker in the room? Accept no Substitute......

Pulp Fiction

"Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more god damn time!"
"What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
"Does he look like a bitch?"

and The Usual Suspects

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. And like that, poof, he's gone."

Two of my favourite films

SNATCH: 'I thought you said he was a getaway driver... what the f**k can he get away from?' just one of the classic lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Zbz_weDgQ

I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy! Stepbrothers lol

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! " - The Italian Job

"Its been emotional..." - Lock, Stock & two Smoking Barrels

"I should stick a tampon in you, 'cos you're a c**t!" - The Firsm (2009) - My personal favourite

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

or

First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.

Best christmas film out there, problem is my daughters love it so much they watch it all year round

I got to be honest with you I really need a job and I'm prepared to do anything. Aslong it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money! And bear traps. They are my 2 bugaboos.

Step brothers again.

"You ever been in a cockpit before?"
- "No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before?"
- "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
airplane

Samuel L Jackson Pulp Fiction in reference to not liking eating pork

"I don't dig on swine"

"At my signal, unleash hell" from Gladiator.

I'll be using this line when we step off the train at Paddington