Beastiality question?

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa.

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value.


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa. Spoke from the heart there. Obviously you have tried it

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value. Back Scuttling it would be out Chief


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

ive fucked a few pigs in my time

cant help you with the step ladders mate, but ive always fancied a kangaroo. something that dont have to bend down to suck me off

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa. Spoke from the heart there. Obviously you have tried it

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value. Back Scuttling it would be out Chief


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

What's all this "chief" stuff? Are you a native american or something?

:lol: cant help you with the step ladders mate, but ive always fancied a kangaroo. something that dont have to bend down to suck me off

That's what I call havin a jump.

or did i mean a giraffe

Really dont know how to answer this.
But are you familiar with the phrase "tighter than a ducks arse"

ive fucked a few pigs in my time

Really, interesting. A serial pig fucker. How do you get lucky, do you have to tempt them into your car with some turnips or something. or do you just go to a farm and attack them?

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa. Spoke from the heart there. Obviously you have tried it

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value. Back Scuttling it would be out Chief


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

What's all this "chief" stuff? Are you a native american or something?

Sorry Sheriff or would you rather Chuff ?

Got to be a sheep, but make sure you get their back feet in your wellies so they can't get away!

Best place to have your wicked way though, is on the edge of a cliff, as they'll push back harder!

Really dont know how to answer this.
But are you familiar with the phrase "tighter than a ducks arse"

I did meet the late Keith Harris once. I asked him if him and Orville ever got it on during the lonely nights on tour. He reckoned that Orville wasn't "as tight as a ducks arse" at all and it was like sticking your dick out of the window. He did say that monkey fella, (Bubbles was it) was a bit of a goer though.

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa.

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value.


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

your in a major cup final on sunday and theres a thread on this?????

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa.

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value.


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

your in a major cup final on sunday and theres a thread on this?????

It's only to calm the nerves mun Butty!

I do agree with your astonishment though, as I find it quite shocking myself!

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa.

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value.


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

your in a major cup final on sunday and theres a thread on this?????

What do you brum fans do to calm the nerves if you don't shag a sheep then?!

Really dont know how to answer this.
But are you familiar with the phrase "tighter than a ducks arse"

I did meet the late Keith Harris once. I asked him if him and Orville ever got it on during the lonely nights on tour. He reckoned that Orville wasn't "as tight as a ducks arse" at all and it was like sticking your dick out of the window. He did say that monkey fella, (Bubbles was it) was a bit of a goer though.

your team will be fine mate.they will do you proud

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa.

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value.


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

your in a major cup final on sunday and theres a thread on this?????

What do you brum fans do to calm the nerves if you don't shag a sheep then?!

i didn,t really have that many nerves mate.i thought we were going to lose all i wanted was for us not to disgrace ourselves.the rest as they say ......is history

If you had to make love to any creature other than a human being which one would you choose and why?

Although it's a bit stereotype, I was going to say a sheep because it would be nice and warm, and cozy to cuddle up to after with a fag and a cuppa.

But on balance I'd have to go for a Giraffe, purely out of comedy value.


On a totally different subject has anyone got a really tall set of stepladders I can borrow?

your in a major cup final on sunday and theres a thread on this?????

What do you brum fans do to calm the nerves if you don't shag a sheep then?!

i spent the pre match build up with tears rolling down my cheeks mate if im honest.when the soldier brought the cup out before k.o it did for me.felt very ,very proud just to be there.

gerbil - use the little fucker as a cloth to clean up

Id Rape a Komodo Dragon.........
After 2 cans of Special Brew and a flagan ov White lightning...

You lot need locking up

We had this classic conversation with some mates a few years back. My one mate said "a zebra" to which our other mate said "you wouldn't be able to reach it... too big". So my mate then said "well, ok then... a baby zebra!"

He still hasn't lived that one down.

anything that has a mouth.

I'd probably go for a cow, that way I could close my eyes and pretend it wasn't happening, with that massive gash and big floppy udders, just like what I got in the house