Malky's Pre-Wembley tactics are working!!
Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:37 pm
I have just had it confirmed by Big Daddy's - that Malky Mackay is losing these games on purpose! We've been watched by Scouse.... I mean Scouts, for the last few games now, so we are giving them a poor pre show so they have nothing of any importance to report back to Kenneth.
Our odds have dropped to 10-1. Vincent Tan is laying all his assets all $1.4b of it on City to surprise the hub cap nickers, as the under dogs to go on, and win the Carling Cup from under their noses. Once the game is out the way, Mackie, Smith & Bothroyd will all be joining on loan, TG and Tan will throw their spare change at Jones to pay him off. Peter Ridsdale will be forced to return the 6ft tropical fish tank and superflow high speed water pump and filter, for Malky's new siamese fighters being imported in from Kuala Lumpar.
Then we shall take the league by the scruff of its neck as spotty Robbie from Eastenders gets a successful trial at the club and will end up as top scorer of the championship this season with 47 goals. All being scored by his left shoulder. We will finish top of the league on goal difference over Middlesbrough. And for the fantastic support from the fans, Malky will be throwing a fancy dress party at his house in Cowbridge, where everyone has to go dressed up as either Osama Bin Laden, Marilyn Manson or Betty Boo who will then be allowed to tuck in to the huge compass catering buffet he's laid on in his gazibo.
So no panicking people - there's life in the old cat yet..... (hicup..... *opens 6th can of Bow! ppsssssssssss!)
Our odds have dropped to 10-1. Vincent Tan is laying all his assets all $1.4b of it on City to surprise the hub cap nickers, as the under dogs to go on, and win the Carling Cup from under their noses. Once the game is out the way, Mackie, Smith & Bothroyd will all be joining on loan, TG and Tan will throw their spare change at Jones to pay him off. Peter Ridsdale will be forced to return the 6ft tropical fish tank and superflow high speed water pump and filter, for Malky's new siamese fighters being imported in from Kuala Lumpar.
Then we shall take the league by the scruff of its neck as spotty Robbie from Eastenders gets a successful trial at the club and will end up as top scorer of the championship this season with 47 goals. All being scored by his left shoulder. We will finish top of the league on goal difference over Middlesbrough. And for the fantastic support from the fans, Malky will be throwing a fancy dress party at his house in Cowbridge, where everyone has to go dressed up as either Osama Bin Laden, Marilyn Manson or Betty Boo who will then be allowed to tuck in to the huge compass catering buffet he's laid on in his gazibo.
So no panicking people - there's life in the old cat yet..... (hicup..... *opens 6th can of Bow! ppsssssssssss!)
Re: Malky's Pre-Wembley tactics are working!!
Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:39 pm
Lol
Couldn't put my finger on our recent performance but now u say it!!
Other mods......he's moderating whilst drinking bow
Nothing will slip past u now will it
Couldn't put my finger on our recent performance but now u say it!!
Other mods......he's moderating whilst drinking bow
Nothing will slip past u now will it
Re: Malky's Pre-Wembley tactics are working!!
Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:41 pm
Awsome post cheered me up
Re: Malky's Pre-Wembley tactics are working!!
Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:42 pm
LutonBluebird wrote:Lol
Couldn't put my finger on our recent performance but now u say it!!
Other mods......he's moderating whilst drinking bow
Nothing will slip past u now will it
Shhhhhhhhh...... don't tell anyone but apparently there's a some Girl on Big fat man dvd action on a 52" plasma down in Malky's cellar for anyone who can pin the tail on Kenny Miller blind folded at the party!
Re: Malky's Pre-Wembley tactics are working!!
Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:59 pm
Merlin wrote:LutonBluebird wrote:Lol
Couldn't put my finger on our recent performance but now u say it!!
Other mods......he's moderating whilst drinking bow
Nothing will slip past u now will it
Shhhhhhhhh...... don't tell anyone but apparently there's a some Girl on Big fat man dvd action on a 52" plasma down in Malky's cellar for anyone who can pin the tail on Kenny Miller blind folded at the party!
PMSL
Re: Malky's Pre-Wembley tactics are working!!
Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:13 pm
LutonBluebird wrote:Merlin wrote:LutonBluebird wrote:Lol
Couldn't put my finger on our recent performance but now u say it!!
Other mods......he's moderating whilst drinking bow
Nothing will slip past u now will it
Shhhhhhhhh...... don't tell anyone but apparently there's a some Girl on Big fat man dvd action on a 52" plasma down in Malky's cellar for anyone who can pin the tail on Kenny Miller blind folded at the party!
PMSL
Running low on the bow now!
