Free ticket to wemberlee.....

..for the first person that can tell me how many shits I've had in my life. I am a male and am aged between 35-40.

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..for the first person that can tell me how many shits I've had in my life. I am a male and am aged between 35-40.

Tree tousand turty tree and a turd.

Come on people, it's not too difficult, just use some logic.

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you based that on him being 37 yrs old

ill go 13870

..for the first person that can tell me how many shits I've had in my life. I am a male and am aged between 35-40.

25,550

I got a free ticket as well for the 1st person to let me keep £200 of their hard earned cash and have it in my hand by Friday!

..for the first person that can tell me how many shits I've had in my life. I am a male and am aged between 35-40.

25,550

wrong thread, this is how many shits, not the attendance of Posh home

Well fair play, you lot are farkin useless.

The correct answer was of course 28,489. This is 100% accurate as of 6pm this evening.

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Well fair play, you lot are farkin useless.

The correct answer was of course 28,489. This is 100% accurate as of 6pm this evening.

Are you 39?

And if so you have had 2 shits a day which equals 28,470.

Where did the other 19 come from ?

And don't say your ass

Well fair play, you lot are farkin useless.

The correct answer was of course 28,489. This is 100% accurate as of 6pm this evening.

Are you 39?

And if so you have had 2 shits a day which equals 28,470.

Where did the other 19 come from ?

And don't say your ass

Is that what you think I did, averaged it based on 2 turnouts a day? Well it does come damn close but that's not the case. I counted.

By the way there are 365.25 days in a year and of course you have leap years.

Well fair play, you lot are farkin useless.

The correct answer was of course 28,489. This is 100% accurate as of 6pm this evening.

Are you 39?

And if so you have had 2 shits a day which equals 28,470.

Where did the other 19 come from ?

And don't say your ass

Is that what you think I did, averaged it based on 2 turnouts a day? Well it does come damn close but that's not the case. I counted.

By the way there are 365.25 days in a year and of course you have leap years.

That explains it then, half a stool for each extra quarter of a day

Well fair play, you lot are farkin useless.

The correct answer was of course 28,489. This is 100% accurate as of 6pm this evening.

Are you 39?

And if so you have had 2 shits a day which equals 28,470.

Where did the other 19 come from ?

And don't say your ass

Is that what you think I did, averaged it based on 2 turnouts a day? Well it does come damn close but that's not the case. I counted.

By the way there are 365.25 days in a year and of course you have leap years.

That explains it then, half a stool for each extra quarter of a day

He's full of shit!

fairplay.... this post turned out to be a load of shit


how many shits?? what about when you had a case of the trots also say an average once a year, meaning you shit at least 5 times a day!! was this taken into the equation too??


damn im 33, and i dont think ive had half that amount of shits!"

This is a very poo(r) thread!

In fact, I'd say it's cack!

fairplay.... this post turned out to be a load of shit


how many shits?? what about when you had a case of the trots also say an average once a year, meaning you shit at least 5 times a day!! was this taken into the equation too??


damn im 33, and i dont think ive had half that amount of shits!"

As explained above, it wasn't an equation. I counted them. ALL of them. I will continue to do so.

fairplay.... this post turned out to be a load of shit


how many shits?? what about when you had a case of the trots also say an average once a year, meaning you shit at least 5 times a day!! was this taken into the equation too??


damn im 33, and i dont think ive had half that amount of shits!"

As explained above, it wasn't an equation. I counted them. ALL of them. I will continue to do so.

fairplay, people keep a tab of lots of things, but i have to say this is a first!!

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