THE MRS!!!

as just gone mad!!!!!! I only said "men have it just as bad as women".. She said "why the fucks that? We have to shave our legs,arm pits,fannys,cope with backache if our tits are too big,pluck our eyebrows, painfull period pains once a month,water retention,tention headaches & not to mention giving f*cking birth!!! What the f**k do you have to cope with"????.......
I said ear-ache........

I agree with Mandy .....

as just gone mad!!!!!! I only said "men have it just as bad as women".. She said "why the fucks that? We have to shave our legs,arm pits,fannys,cope with backache if our tits are too big,pluck our eyebrows, painfull period pains once a month,water retention,tention headaches & not to mention giving f*cking birth!!! What the f**k do you have to cope with"????.......
I said ear-ache........

A woman in a jewellers farts while bending over to look at a diamond ring. She looks round, embarrassed, & see's the salesman standing right behind her. Totally professional he say's "good day madam, how may i help you???" hoping he may not have heard her fart she ask's "whats the price of this lovely ring sir..." he replies madam " if you farted just looking at it your going to shit your self when i tell you the price........."