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JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:00 am

Just caught five minutes and seen a ugly bloke with a big fat ugly wife taking a lie detector test to prove that since he been with her, he has not had sex with anyone else, anyone else, for f**k sake, yellow and black teeth hair in clumps and a beer belly and suprise suprise, he passed the test and he ain't had sex with anyone else, could have saved them the bother in testing him for f**k sake.

My wife may as well demand that I go on to prove that I ain't shagging Kelly Brook on the side, are these people real or what.

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:06 am

Goin Goin Boing Boing, give me f*cking strength.. She scared the shit out of me in fairness, I was almost sick with the thought of her actually having sex.

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:35 am

Gwyn Im not sure what i find more depressing..
The thought of you watching JK or feeling the need to blog about you watching JK..
:lol: :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:44 pm

Have you noticed that all the ugly bastards on there have tattoos, trainers and are fat ugly bitches. reminds me of a Jack supporters club meeting :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:45 pm

BigGwynram wrote:Just caught five minutes and seen a ugly bloke with a big fat ugly wife taking a lie detector test to prove that since he been with her, he has not had sex with anyone else, anyone else, for f**k sake, yellow and black teeth hair in clumps and a beer belly and suprise suprise, he passed the test and he ain't had sex with anyone else, could have saved them the bother in testing him for f**k sake.

My wife may as well demand that I go on to prove that I ain't shagging Kelly Brook on the side, are these people real or what.



You need to get yourself down the Jobcentre.

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:41 pm

skcollob_ho wrote:
BigGwynram wrote:Just caught five minutes and seen a ugly bloke with a big fat ugly wife taking a lie detector test to prove that since he been with her, he has not had sex with anyone else, anyone else, for f**k sake, yellow and black teeth hair in clumps and a beer belly and suprise suprise, he passed the test and he ain't had sex with anyone else, could have saved them the bother in testing him for f**k sake.

My wife may as well demand that I go on to prove that I ain't shagging Kelly Brook on the side, are these people real or what.



You need to get yourself down the Jobcentre.



JOB, what do I need a job for, happily retired and a playboy on a shoestring, the taxes I paid into this country would have build a dozen schools, well Ok a small annex on one at least.

Done more than my bit and got a clear conscience with regard to putting in and taking out. :old:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:59 pm

This is the best I've ever seen on there and burst out laughing when I saw it.

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Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:00 pm

BigGwynram wrote:Just caught five minutes and seen a ugly bloke with a big fat ugly wife taking a lie detector test to prove that since he been with her, he has not had sex with anyone else, anyone else, for f**k sake, yellow and black teeth hair in clumps and a beer belly and suprise suprise, he passed the test and he ain't had sex with anyone else, could have saved them the bother in testing him for f**k sake.

My wife may as well demand that I go on to prove that I ain't shagging Kelly Brook on the side, are these people real or what.



That's one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard....







I mean, I didn't know anyone actually watched the JK show.

:lol:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:01 pm

BigGwynram wrote:
skcollob_ho wrote:
BigGwynram wrote:Just caught five minutes and seen a ugly bloke with a big fat ugly wife taking a lie detector test to prove that since he been with her, he has not had sex with anyone else, anyone else, for f**k sake, yellow and black teeth hair in clumps and a beer belly and suprise suprise, he passed the test and he ain't had sex with anyone else, could have saved them the bother in testing him for f**k sake.

My wife may as well demand that I go on to prove that I ain't shagging Kelly Brook on the side, are these people real or what.



You need to get yourself down the Jobcentre.



JOB, what do I need a job for, happily retired and a playboy on a shoestring, the taxes I paid into this country would have build a dozen schools, well Ok a small annex on one at least.

Quote of the day.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Done more than my bit and got a clear conscience with regard to putting in and taking out. :old:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:03 pm

AfanBluebird wrote:This is the best I've ever seen on there and burst out laughing when I saw it.

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And he wasn't :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:15 pm

That is class! what a world we live in!

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:11 pm

AfanBluebird wrote:This is the best I've ever seen on there and burst out laughing when I saw it.

Image



Have you ever heard of Mr. Sheen?

;)

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:34 pm

skcollob_ho wrote:
AfanBluebird wrote:This is the best I've ever seen on there and burst out laughing when I saw it.

Image



Have you ever heard of Mr. Sheen?

;)

Right this has to be said. What tight flint buys a ALBA TV ? :o :shock: :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:35 pm

This is possibly the best thing to come out of any of those types of tv shows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:39 pm

griffy wrote:This is possibly the best thing to come out of any of those types of tv shows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: class

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:09 pm

BigGwynram wrote:Just caught five minutes and seen a ugly bloke with a big fat ugly wife taking a lie detector test to prove that since he been with her, he has not had sex with anyone else, anyone else, for f**k sake, yellow and black teeth hair in clumps and a beer belly and suprise suprise, he passed the test and he ain't had sex with anyone else, could have saved them the bother in testing him for f**k sake.

My wife may as well demand that I go on to prove that I ain't shagging Kelly Brook on the side, are these people real or what.

they are real mate....but ow so f@cking sad :D :D :ayatollah:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:34 pm

skcollob_ho wrote:
AfanBluebird wrote:This is the best I've ever seen on there and burst out laughing when I saw it.

Image



Have you ever heard of Mr. Sheen?

;)


Haha. was taken from someones facebook profile actually :lol:

Re: JEREMY KYLE,WHAT A SURPRISE

Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:16 pm

WELL WELL WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: