A MARRIED!!!

couple staying in a hotel but it's only got single beds husband lays there & says honey bunch come & give us a lovey dovey as she makes her way across the room she trips over the suitcase, husband says " did you hurt your nosey wosey let me kissy wissy it better she makes it into his bed & they make mad passionate love then she make's her way back to her bed & again trips over the suitcase the husband shouts " for f**k's sake watch where your going you fat fucker........

..where do you get them