Got caught pinching in Tescos earlier

Given a caution and a 3 month ban

How embaressing. How can I break this to the missus?

Just out of pure curiosity, what did you try and pinch?

Given a caution and a 3 month ban

How embaressing. How can I break this to the missus?

It was'nt Cheese and Wine was it Mr Antony "Polo" Thompson...

A pack of Polos maybe Polo you aint the Cheese and wine thief are you ?

Probably means a free sample

Probably means a free sample

A personality maybe ?

Given a caution and a 3 month ban

How embaressing. How can I break this to the missus?

Dont worry she got caught in ASDA

just some lunch. couldnt be arsed to queue and got rumbled. only 2 hrs kip last night I wasnt alert.

Just out of pure curiosity, what did you try and pinch?

a lion bar and the echo

just some lunch. couldnt be arsed to queue and got rumbled. only 2 hrs kip last night I wasnt alert.

You will now be a Lert for ever more!

Given a caution and a 3 month ban

How embaressing. How can I break this to the missus?

stupid c**t

Right how do you break this to the Missus ? Tell her you are bored of Tesco and wouldn't Asda be a change . Well every little helps Chief

Hope that they offered you a fixed penalty first rather than a Caution. Fixed Penalty would not appear on a list of previous convictions,a caution does.

A Drifter would have been better than a lion bar....

Hope that they offered you a fixed penalty first rather than a Caution. Fixed Penalty would not appear on a list of previous convictions,a caution does.

A Drifter would have been better than a lion bar....

Nope, when I say caution it was just a store caution, took my name and address. Both false.

You only eat a lion bar for lunch? You're not fat enough for this forum sunshine!

You only eat a lion bar for lunch? You're not fat enough for this forum sunshine!

Those that know me would massively disagree