best bluebirds chat up lines

Do you know what a man with a 12 inch d*ck has for breakfast? No! Well I have Bacon and Eggs! CCFC

come here, i want to stick it in you....

or my personal one i always use: Get in the boot of my car and you won't get killed (usually said when applying gaffa tape to mouth)

Go upto a girl with a tattoo, and say to her,

You've already made one mistake your gonna regret for the rest of your life, how about making another?

Do the come here sign with your little finger. When she approaches say "Look i made you come with my little finger imagine what the rest of me could do ?"

If the sayings true, you are what you eat. Then i could be you in the morning.

My best friend is dai hunt, can i f**k you

My best friend is dai hunt, can i f**k you

After you finished with Dai

Nice legs love, what time do they open?

Nice legs love, what time do they open?

She asked me to tell you whever you arive Mate You Tart

Bloke Got any Welsh in you love?

Bird No

Bloke How do you fancy some

Nice legs love, what time do they open?

She asked me to tell you whever you arive Mate You Tart

You only live once, make the most of it

My missus might have something to say about that mind

Nice legs love, what time do they open?

She asked me to tell you whever you arive Mate You Tart

You only live once, make the most of it

My missus might have something to say about that mind

Like can she join in

Nice legs love, what time do they open?

She asked me to tell you whever you arive Mate You Tart

You only live once, make the most of it

My missus might have something to say about that mind

Like can she join in

She likes fun and games

I wouldn't be with her otherwise

wanna play army??

ill lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!

ive used this twice.. got lucky and slapped..


approach the female and ask her what's she is drinking?
buy her the drink then pour some on her leg or forearm
then apply these words in a sensual manner

" Now you're wet shall we F@ck!!!"

Girl, close your eyes.
let the rhythmn get into you.............

Girl, close your eyes.
let the rhythmn get into you.............

wanna play army??

ill lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!

brilliant

wanna play army??

ill lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!

I think we have a winner!

(coin at the ready)

"Oi luv! If I flip this coin, what's the chances of me getting head!"

(doesn't usally go down to well. Neither did she)

Get in the Van

Hi. I taught Peter Whittingham everything he knows.

Hi. I taught Peter Whittingham everything he knows.

You're a virgin?

Girl, close your eyes.
let the rhythmn get into you.............

Good man Milly, I see you've style as well

Do you fancy a dance?

Yeah

Good, now piss off and dance so I can talk to your mate................

In all seriousness, one that my mate and I used to use that always worked was giving girls random trivia at the bar. Always works and the more bizarre the trivia the better.

For example...

"Did you know donkeys kill more people each year than plane crashes?"

Then even if they give a negative reaction just resort to the cheese with "can't blame me for trying something so desperate to talk to you when you look so beautiful"

If that fails, there's always rape.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I got a knife,
get in the van.


The word of the day is legs,
lets go back to mine and spread the word!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I got a knife,
get in the van.


The word of the day is legs,
lets go back to mine and spread the word!

In all seriousness, one that my mate and I used to use that always worked was giving girls random trivia at the bar. Always works and the more bizarre the trivia the better.

For example...

"Did you know donkeys kill more people each year than plane crashes?"

Then even if they give a negative reaction just resort to the cheese with "can't blame me for trying something so desperate to talk to you when you look so beautiful"

If that fails, there's always rape.

and if she didnt drop the nut on you, I would