DOUBLE CAPTION TIME FUN! (swansea!)

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

Caption 1

'cant believe they equalised at the death' !!
Hang on I'll check for premature-jack-elation!
'owwwff yes deffo'

Caption 1. Swansea player saying "or go on just another ten seconds and I'll give you a mouthful" while the Chelsea no.2 behind is saying "the dirty jack bastards" in absolute disgust.

Caption 2. Alan Tate, a man for all ages.

1) Lads I am not wearing any of Helens knickers, now get off!!!

2) The old lady saying "I wish this knife was fecking sharper, have always hated jacks, f**king get him out of my house, now!!"

caption 2 ) I always cook my gran a meal before sex

caption 2 ) I always cook my gran a meal before sex

1. is gonna be racist...so I better leave it....the mods will delete it and my reputation will be ruined





2. I'm gonna cut that ginger cnuts bollox off!....the jack b*stard!

caption 2 ) I always cook my gran a meal before sex

LMAO we have a winner

caption 2 ) I always cook my gran a meal before sex

lol can't fault it!

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

1) Chelsea fella "Its supposed to be my turn, he's my brother after all"

2) Tate"wait till that cameras gone nan, you'll be bent over this chair before u now it"

1) chelsea player last time i seen something like that, jt was on the receiving end in bidgies bedroom


2) that ginger tw*t can't wait to get his mouth around my hairy pie !!!!!!!!!

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

Caption 1......Hands up I give in, but make sure you swallow, cause I dont want my new boots messed up.

Caption 2...... Here Nan ....I looked in the dustbin for something to eat, I found a dead rat , so this is my treat....

b1ee97dc23113171d4.jpg

That's my Grandson Alan, bless him and he promised me if i eat all my dinner he will use this lovely vibrator on me afterwards !!

You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.

b1ee97dc23113171d4.jpg

That's my Grandson Alan, bless him and he promised me if i eat all my dinner he will use this lovely vibrator on me afterwards !!

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

Caption 1: Ashley I hope your going to swallow this time you know I hate it when you spit.

Caption 2: Now Gran I've cooked you a lovely dinner will you please drive my golf buggy the weekend I'm f*8king useless at it and Brenda has told me he'll be really cross with me if I have another accident.

CAPTION NO.2 ? >

After his career finishing injury involving a golf buggy, Alan decided to jump right back into the driving seat and start up a meals on wheels delivery service

b1ee97dc23113171d4.jpg

That's my Grandson Alan, bless him and he promised me if i eat all my dinner he will use this lovely vibrator on me afterwards !!

PMSL!!

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

caption one

Dont panic il have ashley off the end of it in a minute

caption two

Im holding this knife until i can see the handbag thief safely back in your car the bastards not having my bingo winning's

Caption 1: I know you would love to play for cardiff but Stop doing the ayatollah, or I'll bight your cock off

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

Caption 2.

Grandma wherever you may be,
ive dipped my cock in your hot curry,
and what even more to make it nice,
ive shot my load in your pilau rice.

Caption 2
Old woman " so did Wayne give you my number?"
Beaker " yes, he highly recomended you"....

CAPTION NO.1 ? >


CAPTION NO.2 ? >

No.1 - BRANISLAV IVANOVIC IS DISGUSTED AT SWANSEA'S EXPLICIT ON-FIELD ANTICS *nudge nudge wink wink*
No.2 - ELDERLY CARDIFF FAN STABS ALAN TATE WITH A KNIFE (image too graphic for display, so here's a heartwarming sentimental image)