THURSDAY JOKE.................

Woman goes to Dr's and says "Im getting too much discharge". Dr says, "Pop your knickers off and get on the bed". He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers in to her vagina and asks, "How does that feel ? She replies "f*cking lovely, but the discharge is in my ear "

thats great lol

McVities just brought out a new biscuit range.... called Clitoris Creams, they guarentee 'one lick andyou'll wanna eat the box'!!
(although the ginger ones are an aquired taste.)