Barcelona new signing breaking news

*** Breaking news I may be pushing on 40 but still got the legs quite handy on 5-aside and I have great managerial skills on zx spectrum football manager, my agent has confirmed Barcelona are in for me !!!!

its on the tele now
http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Cefn+Fforest%20Bluebird