FAO MALKY M

I HAVE BEEN WAITING IN ALL DAY FOR A CALL ONLY 7 HOURS TO GO
I AM 48 YEARS OF AGE PLAYED ON THE WING FOR MY SCHOOL TEAM WAS TOLD I WAS LIKE MATHEWS IT WAS JESSIE NOT STANLEY .I FOUND MY BOOTS IN THE GARAGE(PUMA KING) I AM WILLING TO GIVE UP WORK AND SIGN A CONTRACT.IT GETS BETTER I HAVE NOW FOUND MY DUBBING I AM SURE THE BOOTS WILL COME UP GREAT.

WE NEVER STOP DREAMING ABOUT PLAYING FOR CARDIFF CITY THATS WHAT A TRUE FAN IS NOT HOW MANY TICKETS WE ARE GOING TO GET OR WHO WE ARE GOING TO SIGN.


BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS

how much do you want a week?

I HAVE BEEN WAITING IN ALL DAY FOR A CALL ONLY 7 HOURS TO GO
I AM 48 YEARS OF AGE PLAYED ON THE WING FOR MY SCHOOL TEAM WAS TOLD I WAS LIKE MATHEWS IT WAS JESSIE NOT STANLEY .I FOUND MY BOOTS IN THE GARAGE(PUMA KING) I AM WILLING TO GIVE UP WORK AND SIGN A CONTRACT.IT GETS BETTER I HAVE NOW FOUND MY DUBBING I AM SURE THE BOOTS WILL COME UP GREAT.

WE NEVER STOP DREAMING ABOUT PLAYING FOR CARDIFF CITY THATS WHAT A TRUE FAN IS NOT HOW MANY TICKETS WE ARE GOING TO GET OR WHO WE ARE GOING TO SIGN.


BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS

Dear Crackajack,

Your touching letter inadvertantly fell across my desk instead.

I'm very interested to know you played football for a few years. You sound like
you were pretty good.

Will £15k a week suffice as an initial wage?

If not I'll give you £20k

Regards

Dave Jones


Dear Crackajack,

I've just wrestled that letter away from Grave Moans.

To reiterate,

I like my players young, hungry and full of potential!!! is that you?? No!!

Awae tae f**k ya bazz!!!

M.Mackay

Dear Crackajack I often frequent this forum. Why dont you come and play for Preston? I'll double anything Dave Jones offers - make that £50,000 per week how does that sound?

Yours sincerely Peter Ridsdale

I WILL ONLY PLAY FOR CARDIFF SORRY. MY FEE IS NEGOTIONABLE I WAS THINKING SOMETHING ON THE SAME LINES AS BOOBY WOODRUFFS £800 POUNDS PER WEEK £50 WIN BONUS PLUS A RAILWAY SEASON TICKET

I WILL ONLY PLAY FOR CARDIFF SORRY. MY FEE IS NEGOTIONABLE I WAS THINKING SOMETHING ON THE SAME LINES AS BOOBY WOODRUFFS £800 POUNDS PER WEEK £50 WIN BONUS PLUS A RAILWAY SEASON TICKET

Greedy b*stard!

I WILL ONLY PLAY FOR CARDIFF SORRY. MY FEE IS NEGOTIONABLE I WAS THINKING SOMETHING ON THE SAME LINES AS BOOBY WOODRUFFS £800 POUNDS PER WEEK £50 WIN BONUS PLUS A RAILWAY SEASON TICKET

Greedy b*stard!

OK I WAS BEING GREEDY BUT DONT BLAME ME FOR TRYING HOW ABOUT DERRICK SHOWERS CONTRACT £400 PER WEEK
PLUS THE NEWEST TRACK SUITE AND A BOBBLE HAT TO HIDE THE GINGER HAIR.

FUK IS THAT RACIST OR IS GINGER STILL OK

I WILL ONLY PLAY FOR CARDIFF SORRY. MY FEE IS NEGOTIONABLE I WAS THINKING SOMETHING ON THE SAME LINES AS BOOBY WOODRUFFS £800 POUNDS PER WEEK £50 WIN BONUS PLUS A RAILWAY SEASON TICKET

Dear Crackerjack

Speak to anyone down at Cardiff City. That club is as close to my heart as my own family
and i saved them from extinction. It was me that single-handedly brought the Malaysians
on board.

Hows this for a deal-clincher...

Sign for Preston, and we will immediately give you a signing on bonus of £100k in the form
of a cheque. To be cashed whenever and wherever you like, after about March when the
funds from my innovative 'Golden Car Parking' ticket comes flooding in.

Join me braaa, i'm one of you!

P. Ridsdale

Chairman, Preston North End, November 2011-February 2012

I WILL ONLY PLAY FOR CARDIFF SORRY. MY FEE IS NEGOTIONABLE I WAS THINKING SOMETHING ON THE SAME LINES AS BOOBY WOODRUFFS £800 POUNDS PER WEEK £50 WIN BONUS PLUS A RAILWAY SEASON TICKET

Dear Crackerjack

Speak to anyone down at Cardiff City. That club is as close to my heart as my own family
and i saved them from extinction. It was me that single-handedly brought the Malaysians
on board.

Hows this for a deal-clincher...

Sign for Preston, and we will immediately give you a signing on bonus of £100k in the form
of a cheque. To be cashed whenever and wherever you like, after about March when the
funds from my innovative 'Golden Car Parking' ticket comes flooding in.

Join me braaa, i'm one of you!

P. Ridsdale

Chairman, Preston North End, November 2011-February 2012

PETER

I have nothing against PRESTIN BOTH ENDS but my first and only love is CARDIFF.
the golden car park ticket is a great idea. I have never heard anything like it befo, i am sure the fans up north will flood your office for the chance to park there cars behind the asda super store well soon to be built store.

good luck with PRESTI NBOTH ENDS I am sure you will be finacial better off personaly verry soon
regards
cardiffs next winger

Dear Crackajack.
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Dear Crackajack.
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Congrats Crackajack.

Dear Crackajack.
http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-tran ... Crackajack

I was hopeing this wasnt going to be leaked out just yet,I have been trying yo contact MR DALEY MY OLD SPORTS TEACHER AT ST HELENS PRIMARY SCHOOL .The fee will enable the school to buy new training bibs for years to come.perhaps in 35 years from now one of these boys may follow in my footsteps.I have signed a five year contract for barca but dont worry i will see this out then come back to my beloved CARDIFF on a free.