JOKE MONDAY

A woman is taking a bath (naked, of course) when suddenly she hears a knock at the door.

"Can I come in?" a male voice asks.

"Who is it?" the woman asks.

"It is the blind man" says the voice on the other side of the door.

The woman gets out of the bath and after some consideration, opens the door, thinking, "Well, he's blind anyway".

The man comes in the bathroom, takes a good look at the woman and says, "Great tits! Now where would you like the blinds?

i just found out my grandad was half chinese
and half irish.his name was pat noodle..

Took the girlfriend to see the film war horse last night. I must admit I had a tear in my eye, especially when she whispered in my ear" My ex boyfriend had a cock like that"....

I met this bird in a pub last night and she suggested we go back to her mum and dads place 'because they would be asleep. As soon as we got in the house she ripped my shirt and pants off. In seconds we were on the living room floor f*cking like maniacs. Then suddenly the door opened and her mum walked in and caught us. "Well I never!!" she exclaimed. I looked straight at her and said "Come on, you f*cking must have done!"

i just found out my grandad was half chinese
and half irish.his name was pat noodle..