FRIDAY JOKE NIGHT

When telling me about his family's trip to the zoo that day, my Jamaican friend said;
"We saw a Tiger there today, it was Shere Khan".
I replied
"What, from the Jungle Book?, what makes you think it was Shere Khan?"
He said
"The zoo keeper told me it has Parkinsons".

On June 3rd the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations are set to climax with over 1000 boats sailing up the River Thames.

That`s the most seamen for an 85 year old grandmother since Wayne Rooney went for a massage.

My missus left me today because of my obsession with cricket.

Hit me for six.

Natasha Giggs to appear on Big Brothers "Bit on the side"

Sometimes you don't have to make jokes up

hickery dickory dock
The slut was suckin a cock
Her hair got tangled
The bitch got strangled
But at least she swallowed the lot=D. !!!!=))


Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, humpty dumpty fucked her some more,
all the kings horses & all the kings men,
bent the bitch over & fucked her again!

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her fanny, jack got a shock & a mouthful of cock cos jills a f*cking tranny!

Mary mary quiet contrary how does you fanny grow with scabs and crabs so come on lads its only 5p a go hahaa

Anne Summers outlets have just released the latest edition to their range of adult pleasure products. They are now selling a new alcoholic vaginal gel that women can rub onto their lady bits.It comes in a variety of top tipples including whisky, vodka and bourbon, now when a guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well!

However anti drink campaigners are livid and want it banned amid fears it could encourage 24 hour minge drinking.

George Michael has stmpathised with the Captain of the stricken Italian liner stating "Im often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom and dead seamen in me after a nights cruising"

Did you hear abut the mediterranean cruise on the lottery the other week ? Apparently it was a rollover