Having a bad day - read on ...........

Think you are having a bad day ?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
A post-mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. but keep reading....


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Still think you're having a bad day ?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Still having a bad day ?


Just remember, it could be worse..
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


Still think you are having a bad day ?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a bad day ?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.


What ?! STILL having a bad day ??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better ?

Fooking class Chief Made my Day that

are they true,if so...excellent....and i guess im not having such a bad day

Yeah how about this for a couple of days?

Broke my ankle, went to the doctors about ingrown hair, got sent to hospital to have surgery, couldn't eat all day, got taken to surgery at 10PM after 1 hours of no eating or drinking.

Next morning have dressing redone which involved shoving cloth up the hole in my arse with a pointy metal stick.

....My day wasn't as bad as I thought then

How the hell did you manage to think those stories up as class
If true

n New York, 1977, A dopey Hijacker boarded a plane and threatened the crew that he would shoot the pilot unless the plane was flown to Detroit. The Pilot was happy to oblige because the plane was bound for Detroit anyway.

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Lord Horatio Nelson had a bad day everyday the world famous British naval hero who defeated the French and Spanish armadas at the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 and who is known as one of the best sailors ever, actually suffered from sea sickness and was sick on every journey he ever made, He hated the sea.

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In 1906 in a town called Redruth south west England, there was a road traffic accident when two cars collided head on, injuring both drivers. The strange thing is though that these two cars were the only two cars in town.

mike they were brilliant!!


and now im not having such a bad day or week overall!!



on tues night i went into the bathroom , the wife came in behind me and wanted to look in the mirror, at the time i didnt know she was behind me and turned to leave the bathroom walking into the corner of the door she had half closed ! split my head open and spent 4hrs+ in the bloody gwent!

the doctor in the gwent said to me, not the door story again and gave me a leaflet on domestic violence !

These stories are posted every year by a website but I can't remember what it's called. It's 'The ********* Times' anyone know what it's called?

The one about the terrorist is a bit unbelievable. Why oils he put his return address on it.