A man on his death bed........

A man on his death bed leans over to his wife who's been by his side 24/7 for the past three months and says,"When I was in a car accident you were there.When our marriage was in trouble you were there.When I lost my job you were there..and all this time in hospital you've been by my side yet again."

With tears running down her face his wife says,"It was no problem for me whatsoever."

To which he responds,"Well it is for me.Obviously you're bad luck."

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My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged for being good in bed..."

After 2 minutes of me giving my best moves she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.

My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged for being good in bed..."

After 2 minutes of me giving my best moves she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.

I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!"

I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.