How to keep jehovah witnesses knocking at your door

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As a jehovah's witness, i find that very offensive.

As a jehovah's witness, i find that very offensive.

knock knock

As a jehovah's witness, i find that very offensive.

knock knock

As a jehovah's witness, i find that very offensive.

I find people who knock my door which invades my privacy just to chat shit more offensive

im not really a joey. As for the knocking of doors, i dont answer mine when its knocked, people who know me know to come right in, im not getting up because they want to see me! or what my dad used to do years ago when we all lived at home was great. I'm like my father and straight to the point close the door on them but my sister was always quite shy, so my dad would tell any joeys that came knocking that his daughter really interested in that sort of thing, he'd then go and get my sister and tell her someones at the door for her. Brilliant, she was there 45mins the one day, to shy to tell them to bugger off. I was in stitches

im not really a joey. As for the knocking of doors, i dont answer mine when its knocked, people who know me know to come right in, im not getting up because they want to see me! or what my dad used to do years ago when we all lived at home was great. I'm like my father and straight to the point close the door on them but my sister was always quite shy, so my dad would tell any joeys that came knocking that his daughter really interested in that sort of thing, he'd then go and get my sister and tell her someones at the door for her. Brilliant, she was there 45mins the one day, to shy to tell them to bugger off. I was in stitches

Oh Bollocks i got some Joey photo's ready to offend you with oh well i will go and delete them now

Sod it i will put up anyway

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I asked them in once. My kid was on the PC. I asked them if they
had any advice for a man whos wife had left him and the lad with
no food, no money, bills to pay. Where is God when i need him eh?
The lad was laughing that hard he fell off his chair, they were
oblivious to him. I masked my laughter by pretending to cry !!

Following day they brought me eggs, bread and milk.

...and an invite to the local Kingdom hall..

Well we enjoyed the omelette i made anyway

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