Sunday jokes

I am now getting to that stage where I have to use lubricant before having sex with the wife.......................Usually about 8 fooking pints.


I've just met a woman who cleans her minge with bleach..............Flash c**t

what has phil dwyer and a dog got in common.....they both hang round lampost at time of writing under 12 cans of john smiths and morgans spiced rum.so feck off