A SERIOUS QUESTION TO YOU ALL....??

Who picks up guide dog shit??

Its ok as it usually sticks to blind peoples shoes

All these people unemployed and Milly has found a niche market here

those who can see it.

Its ok as it usually sticks to blind peoples shoes

Not if its one of those grey dog poohs you see here and there.
They should be classed as an offensive weapon

No one takes a blind bit of notice

No one takes a blind bit of notice

lets not have this thread go to the dogs

The owner surely They dont have to see it they can fooking smell it

I have heard of some labrador cross breeds....may be a they have bred labratory

A guy in work has got a synthetic 'Fleece' jacket.
Is this possible?????

(Fcukin Fleece people: with their sensible shoes and their healthy eating and hiking/biking. 2 pints would ferkin clean them out! U can't even hav a proper conversation with them about football or any major sport. "Did u see the game?" "Ah um n no.. I've been in all weekend wanking to time team, robot wars and fuckin scrapyard challenge")

That leads me into this dog shit.

If I find guide dog shit on the road tomorrow, I will deposit it in said synthetic 'Fleece' and leave a message on his desk saying.......

I hope you like chocolate surprise as you have some 'Quality Street' in your pocket!!!!