Joke Thursday

due to the immigration policy of our successive governments we will no longer be having typical english weather, it will now henceforth be known as british muslim weather. tomorrows forecast will be, a little bit sunni but mostly shi-ite

Paul McCartney is already upset with his new wife ...







Apparently she's spending twice as much on shoes as the last one

Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you have the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find below a list of companies catering for most tastes.

Sex with your spouse - Legal and General
Sex on the phone - Direct Line
Sex with your partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone different - Go Compare
Sex with someone fatter - More Than
Sex in the back of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with the upper classes - Privileged
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

Little boy kills a butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks! Boy kills a honeybee. Dad says no honey for 2 weeks! Mum kills a cockroach, boy turns to Dad and says are you going to tell her or shall

Paul McCartney is already upset with his new wife ...







Apparently she's spending twice as much on shoes as the last one

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.