Searched by stewards last night

I asked why we were being searched and the steward told me it was to make sure we didn't have any knives.

I happened to have my phone charger on me and he took it off me and gave it to Simon to watch during the game. I told them I had no intention of plugging anyone but they didn't really find it funny.

I assume they didn't find any knives which is good.

Then I get inside and there are two men with a f*cking eagle on the park. Surely that is more dangerous than a phone charger?????

I asked why we were being searched and the steward told me it was to make sure we didn't have any knives.

I happened to have my phone charger on me and he took it off me and gave it to Simon to watch during the game. I told them I had no intention of plugging anyone but they didn't really find it funny.

I assume they didn't find any knives which is good.

Then I get inside and there are two men with a f*cking eagle on the park. Surely that is more dangerous than a phone charger?????

Lol, I really did laugh out loud then.

I had this image of Simon looking after that bird during the game, shitting himself!

paul you made my day

I asked why we were being searched and the steward told me it was to make sure we didn't have any knives.

I happened to have my phone charger on me and he took it off me and gave it to Simon to watch during the game. I told them I had no intention of plugging anyone but they didn't really find it funny.

I assume they didn't find any knives which is good.

Then I get inside and there are two men with a f*cking eagle on the park. Surely that is more dangerous than a phone charger?????

sorry mate you are crazy,have you ever heard of anyone beingkilled from an electric shock from an eagle.......no.....and if you were going to the football tooled up,i suggest you google weapons for football and you will find carry a phone charger just makes the top 10.......

I thought they may have charged you with that.

Although there was some (L)eagle representation available.

Well i can see their point of view Paul !! as what would of happened if you had turned on Canton Stand Baz with it ?

Well i can see their point of view Paul !! as what would of happened if you had turned on Canton Stand Baz with it ?

He'd having f*cking killed me!

I should add the charger wasn't plugged in

You're all f*cking bonkers by the way!

Even Gerrard shat out of trying to hit the eagle with a ball!