Perverts Corner (rip)

It's a shame the Perverts Corner thread got deleted last night, I was looking forward to finding out just how deviant you all are. The fella from Blackwood got if off to a fairly tame but entertaining start with his story about his mates mother in her undies.

And now no one will ever get to hear my cracker

Right ok. I know when I'm beaten.

How about the least perverse thing you've ever done?

I've just finished fitting some skirting board and knocked myself up a prawn stir fry. When I've finished that I'm going to have a bit of xmas cake and a brew. Later things might get a bit more racy as I've got some strong foriegn lager in the fridge.

im eating the last of the choclate log.... got cake all over my face!

im eating the last of the choclate log.... got cake all over my face!

That's the stuff

Just put a blanket over my feet cos theyre cold.
Plumped the cushion too.

Just put a blanket over my feet cos theyre cold.
Plumped the cushion too.

wooah, sounds a bit subversive to me! You could have just put your slippers on, but noooo YOU had to use a "blanket". Flucking weirdo.

Just put a blanket over my feet cos theyre cold.
Plumped the cushion too.

wooah, sounds a bit subversive to me! You could have just put your slippers on, but noooo YOU had to use a "blanket". Flucking weirdo.

I already had my slippers on

Just put a blanket over my feet cos theyre cold.
Plumped the cushion too.

wooah, sounds a bit subversive to me! You could have just put your slippers on, but noooo YOU had to use a "blanket". Flucking weirdo.

I already had my slippers on

Oh . ok. carry on.