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Valentines day massacre

Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:23 am

Whilst perusing the fixtures I noticed we have the delights of peterboro at home on feb14th (valentines day] it should be quite amusing to see fans trudging up sloper road wearing a romantic meal over their head with flowers protruding from their rectum.
How will you answer the age old question "whats more important me or football" You are luv of course BUT!!! answers on a postcard.
Seriously in the interest of the male fans health and safety and of course for financial reasons as there are bound to be some cissy's who sucumb to their partners evil temptations or evil threats come to that and the gate is sure to be affected couldn't the club just change the game to wednesday then everyones happy,after all future generations of city fans may not come to exist because of this game.

Re: Valentines day massacre

Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:54 pm

Here coz we're single were only here coz we're singleeeeeeee
Or single coz of football we are single coz of football

Re: Valentines day massacre

Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:23 pm

single coz im ugly , im only sinlge coz im ugly, single coz im ugly !! :lol:

Re: Valentines day massacre

Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:23 pm

Instead of paying for the burgers separately, pay for her's :D . Sorted :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:30 am

TheHunter! wrote:Instead of paying for the burgers separately, pay for her's :D . Sorted :ayatollah: :lol:


your suggesting I actually take her to the game hmmm think I'll stick with the meal over the head and the flowers up the rectum

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:32 am

TheHunter! wrote:Instead of paying for the burgers separately, pay for her's :D . Sorted :ayatollah: :lol:


You just made me spit my coke all over the laptop.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:44 am

12thMan wrote:
TheHunter! wrote:Instead of paying for the burgers separately, pay for her's :D . Sorted :ayatollah: :lol:


You just made me spit my coke all over the laptop.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Its supposed to go up your nose not in your mouth tut

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:36 am

barrybluebird wrote:
12thMan wrote:
TheHunter! wrote:Instead of paying for the burgers separately, pay for her's :D . Sorted :ayatollah: :lol:


You just made me spit my coke all over the laptop.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Its supposed to go up your nose not in your mouth tut



:lol: :lol:

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:28 am

My Mrs said to me 'you love Cardiff City more than me don't you' i replied 'I love Swansea City more than you' :D



BTW Definitely only joking just in case my Daughter reads this forum and tells her :lol: :lol:

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:35 am

My Mrs knew the rules when we got together all those years ago......i dont miss city foy anything! We even had our wedding in the close season and had to wait an extra year as i wasnt prepared to wed on first week of the season. I've never been asked if i love the city more than her, she's probably scared of the answer.

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:51 am

CraigCCFC wrote:My Mrs knew the rules when we got together all those years ago......i dont miss city foy anything! We even had our wedding in the close season and had to wait an extra year as i wasnt prepared to wed on first week of the season. I've never been asked if i love the city more than her, she's probably scared of the answer.


This

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:10 pm

My Mrs couldn't of noticed the date when she added them to the calendar! Valentine's Day is a meaningless farce mind. Already had a clash of a game with her birthday <-- MORE important.

Re: Valentines day massacre

Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:12 pm

It's at times like this I cereate my own world and move Valentine's day to the previous Saturday. It's quite simple really.

If she really does love you then she will bring you to watch the City on the night of the 14th because that is what I would do for her, if the roles were reversed.

...and for the attention of the younger lads on this board if the bitch does play up over this then get shot of her now, while you have the chance