JOKE FRIDAY
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:08 pm
My wife will never catch me wanking to Babestation.
There's not a floor board invented yet that wont creak under her bulk.
There's not a floor board invented yet that wont creak under her bulk.
Re: JOKE FRIDAY
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:11 pm
I'm going to take Christmas off this year for the first time in ages. The kids can go f**k themselves. Love Santa. 
Re: JOKE FRIDAY
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:12 pm
I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Re: JOKE FRIDAY
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:13 pm
How do you Circumcise A Whale?
Send Down 4 Skin Divers.
Send Down 4 Skin Divers.
Re: JOKE FRIDAY
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:16 pm
I finally made my wife squirt last night.
I suppose I shouldn't have told her I was f*cking her sister while she had a mouthful of coffee.
I suppose I shouldn't have told her I was f*cking her sister while she had a mouthful of coffee.
Re: JOKE FRIDAY
Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:17 pm
ccfcgrangeend wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."