MRS ABOUT TO GO MENTAL!!

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

tell her they had gone off , so you had to throw them out! tamping, u r going back up the supermarket in the morning!

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

throw all evidence away and say you must of left them at the shop did the samething yesterday

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

throw all evidence away and say you must of left them at the shop did the samething yesterday

opted for this..........she didnt buy it........

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

throw all evidence away and say you must of left them at the shop did the samething yesterday

opted for this..........she didnt buy it........

If you can get up to cwmbran I can give you a couple of packets.
I reckon we've got enough food to feed the whole of South Walws in our house.
Women and christmas

Do you have a dog? Blame the little b*stard

Just tell her u will replace em tomorrow and if she still moans tell her to f**k off.

I just spent best part of 300 on food and drink then went and got a chinese.

Just tell her u will replace em tomorrow and if she still moans tell her to f**k off.

I just spent best part of 300 on food and drink then went and got a chinese.

thats a good plan, apart from the fact my Mrs is a fucker header!

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

yeah. i done that . only in cans. dont touch them till christmas. YEAH WHATEVER.

should do what gazza done to jimmy five bellys

We did our "Christmas food shop" today and obviously she told me we cant touch any of it until 25th ........so i thought i'd have a sneaky Mr Kipling mince pie, which turned into a sneaky 12 , thats both packets gone and none to leave out for Santa, she's due home in 20mins......cant go up shop to buy replacements as kids are in bed......any ideas

only thing i can think of is leaving a few crumbs around my eldest daughters bedroom door and denying all knowledge

throw all evidence away and say you must of left them at the shop did the samething yesterday

opted for this..........she didnt buy it........

yea i proberly should of told you that it didnt work for me either