Just came back from shopping, two bottles of vodka, three bottles of dark rum one bottle white rum, two bottles of Gin, one JD two bottles of Southern comfort, a bottle of Jamesons. Three slabs of carling, two slabs of John Smiths and a slab of Strongbow and one loaf of bread.
My wife hit the roof, she shouted at me "are we having a f*cking party" of course not I sad, " then why have you bought so much bread.