Hate to have a pop at Santa like

I hate to have a pop at Santa, I know he means well but I think he tells a few lies you know.

For a start there are 25,000,000 homes in the UK. Now if he spent just 1 minute emptying his sack in each house then that would mean his night would last over 47 years. I don't care if he has got magic dust, he's telling porkies. Plus I'm still waiting after 35 years for my Action Man deserter to show.

I hate to have a pop at Santa, I know he means well but I think he tells a few lies you know.

For a start there are 25,000,000 homes in the UK. Now if he spent just 1 minute emptying his sack in each house then that would mean his night would last over 47 years. I don't care if he has got magic dust, he's telling porkies. Plus I'm still waiting after 35 years for my Action Man deserter to show.

Berwyn you are usually one of the better posters on this MB, but this time you are talking utter crap. What do you think his elf's are for ffs?

No wonder you don't get any toys you naughty little doubter.

I hate to have a pop at Santa, I know he means well but I think he tells a few lies you know.

For a start there are 25,000,000 homes in the UK. Now if he spent just 1 minute emptying his sack in each house then that would mean his night would last over 47 years. I don't care if he has got magic dust, he's telling porkies. Plus I'm still waiting after 35 years for my Action Man deserter to show.

f**k off and die yo Santa haterz!!!

I hate to have a pop at Santa, I know he means well but I think he tells a few lies you know.

For a start there are 25,000,000 homes in the UK. Now if he spent just 1 minute emptying his sack in each house then that would mean his night would last over 47 years. I don't care if he has got magic dust, he's telling porkies. Plus I'm still waiting after 35 years for my Action Man deserter to show.

I would never make a good father Christmas it takes me far too long too empty my sacks

A minute, a bloody minute.....sounds like you have no idea how Santa works! Good god man do some research before coming on hear with your new fandangle ideas about Christmas

Next thing you'll be saying is tooth fairies cant lift people's heads off their pillows cos they're to small, The Easter Bunny can't actually carry an egg and more people dont fall in love on valentine's day because of cupid's neat arrow trick

I hate to have a pop at Santa, I know he means well but I think he tells a few lies you know.

For a start there are 25,000,000 homes in the UK. Now if he spent just 1 minute emptying his sack in each house then that would mean his night would last over 47 years. I don't care if he has got magic dust, he's telling porkies. Plus I'm still waiting after 35 years for my Action Man deserter to show.

Berwyn you are usually one of the better posters on this MB, but this time you are talking utter crap. What do you think his elf's are for ffs?

No wonder you don't get any toys you naughty little doubter.

I've heard Tony that there are cut backs on the Elfs are on short time.

A minute, a bloody minute.....sounds like you have no idea how Santa works! Good god man do some research before coming on hear with your new fandangle ideas about Christmas

Next thing you'll be saying is tooth fairies cant lift people's heads off their pillows cos they're to small, The Easter Bunny can't actually carry an egg and more people dont fall in love on valentine's day because of cupid's neat arrow trick

Don't talk to me about the tooth fairy! Robbing barsteward!!! She only left me 5p per tooth and I know for a fact my mate little Dai used to get 10 Bob each.

Santa pisses me off! every year i spend a fortune on my kids for Xmas, what thanks do i get....f**k all, but SANTA!!! cant stop thanking that fat c**t!!