JOKE
Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:32 pm
Wife treats husband 2 a lapdancing club 4 his birthday. Doorman says "ok Dave, hows tricks?" wife asks how does he know you? " Dave says I play football with him".
Inside the barman says " usual Dave?" Dave says before you say owt, hes on the darts team in me local. Next a lapdancer says "Hi Dave, do you want the special again?" the wife storms out dragging Dave with her and jumps into a taxi......
Driver says " f**k me Dave, youve pulled a minger again this week!
Inside the barman says " usual Dave?" Dave says before you say owt, hes on the darts team in me local. Next a lapdancer says "Hi Dave, do you want the special again?" the wife storms out dragging Dave with her and jumps into a taxi......
Driver says " f**k me Dave, youve pulled a minger again this week!