I WAS SO!!!!

Drunk last nite that when i was at the bottom of the stairs i took off all my clothes as slowly & quietly as i could,,, then i crept up the stairs as quietly as i could it was only when i got to the top of the stairs i realised i was on the FOOKIN bus!!!!!! So Be Carefull When Drinking This Christmas people...........

Sam
I hope you and your familyhave a lovely Christmas. I also hope you continue to supply your jokes as they make me laugh

Sam
I hope you and your familyhave a lovely Christmas. I also hope you continue to supply your jokes as they make me laugh

I was in the same state and trying to get up the stairs as quietly as possible and she shouted down 2what the hell's that racket" so I replied i'm trying to get a barrel of guineas up the stairs"

"Leave it there till the morning" she said, "I can't, I've drunk it " I replied.

A nurse walks into a bank exhausted after a 14 hour shift.. She pulls an anal thermometer out of her pocket & tries to write a cheque with it. She looks at the cashier & says " WELL!! Thats great, thats just fookin great some arsehole's got my pen!!!!"

Sam
I hope you and your familyhave a lovely Christmas. I also hope you continue to supply your jokes as they make me laugh

Cheers cocka!!! And the same to you and your family!!!