JOKE MONDAY

RIP Kim Jong-il. I f*cking loved him in The Hangover.

Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist...

Kim Jong Il dies at 69."

That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of c**t.

It was my first day working in the tattoo parlour.

This big Glaswegian walked in and my boss said, "You know how to make a Celtic cross?"

"Yeah, no problem," I replied.

Twenty minutes later my boss came back, "Oh f**k!" he said.
"What've you done?"

"C'mon you Gers." was now tattooed on his back.

Cross, he was f*cking livid.

Kim Jong Il dies at 69."

That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of c**t.

class

I was upper rhondda muffing out champion 1989,1990 and 1991 - i kept the furry cup.

muff munching can also delay early shooting - which is always a positive.

I have come unstck a few times with girls who may be a little less than fresh, but the less said about those experiences, the better!!!!

Whats Michael Barrymores favorite Chinese dish???

Cream of sum yung guy

What a year its been....................surely Bush or Blair must be next.

Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist...

someone said this to me in work today!! made me chuckle!

what an end to an awful korea