Your most embarrassing story
Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:35 pm
Can we get a collection of peoples most embarrassing stories. I got one and is City related.
It was Easter monday and Cardiff played Port Vale. It was a match when I took my major crush of the time to the City for her first game with the plan to follow on with some drinkies in town. City won one nil which helped towards our promotion push. Peter Thorne scored a cracker of a goal late on in a game that I thought was going to be a draw.
We got to Town and started on the booze. Going down very nicely. Got a dirty McDs and then headed to Bar Risa as our last pub of the night. Met up with another mate and who are in the bar? Only Peter Thorne, Graham Kavanagh and Spencer Prior with partners. Got chatting and saw Kav's amazing party trick where he drops a pint and catches it before the ground without dropping a bit. His wife was awesome and was picking up grown men in the pub. Chatted to Peter Thorne who was a legend. Spencer Prior said he was tempted to walk off when we booed the minutes silence for Princess Margaret.
Anyway, around 11pm I was busting for a poo. I excused myself and popped to the toilets. Was a bit of a rush to didn't recce properly. Did my drop then realised no loo roll. Bugger. Had a quick check no one in the bathroom so popped to the next toilet. Again no loo roll in there. I was well and truly stumped. In my pissed up state I thought the best idea would be to use the toilet brush that was in the toilet. Even writing that now makes me cringe and gets my bum twitching a bit. Took me bloody ages and kept flushing the brush in an attempt to clean it.
Next morning woke up hungover and a very, very dirty pair of white underpants and now I recce every toilet I take a dump in.
It was Easter monday and Cardiff played Port Vale. It was a match when I took my major crush of the time to the City for her first game with the plan to follow on with some drinkies in town. City won one nil which helped towards our promotion push. Peter Thorne scored a cracker of a goal late on in a game that I thought was going to be a draw.
We got to Town and started on the booze. Going down very nicely. Got a dirty McDs and then headed to Bar Risa as our last pub of the night. Met up with another mate and who are in the bar? Only Peter Thorne, Graham Kavanagh and Spencer Prior with partners. Got chatting and saw Kav's amazing party trick where he drops a pint and catches it before the ground without dropping a bit. His wife was awesome and was picking up grown men in the pub. Chatted to Peter Thorne who was a legend. Spencer Prior said he was tempted to walk off when we booed the minutes silence for Princess Margaret.
Anyway, around 11pm I was busting for a poo. I excused myself and popped to the toilets. Was a bit of a rush to didn't recce properly. Did my drop then realised no loo roll. Bugger. Had a quick check no one in the bathroom so popped to the next toilet. Again no loo roll in there. I was well and truly stumped. In my pissed up state I thought the best idea would be to use the toilet brush that was in the toilet. Even writing that now makes me cringe and gets my bum twitching a bit. Took me bloody ages and kept flushing the brush in an attempt to clean it.
Next morning woke up hungover and a very, very dirty pair of white underpants and now I recce every toilet I take a dump in.
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:17 am
I live in Neath.
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:46 am
Nedd Glas wrote:I live in Neath.
Nothing wrong with Neath! Been living here now for 7 months and really enjoying it.
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:42 pm
Nedd Glas wrote:I live in Neath.
Winner.
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:20 pm
When i went to Coventry this season and i needed a shi....................Oh never mind !!! 
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:36 pm
Gillingham 2006, we never knew the lads on the coach, they weren't local, after the game finished started chanting ''we'll never see you again'' etc etc giving it the usual stick towards them. turns out they was on the same coach
if your talking non cardiff related
prob not realising my fly was undone, cock out commando
if your talking non cardiff related
prob not realising my fly was undone, cock out commando
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:03 pm
The parents used to run a pub, and would often show the football on the big screen, commercial satellite was to expensive, so we had our personal sky streamed through to the big screen downstairs. I came in one night half cut, retreated to the upstairs accommodation, fancied a bit of "me time", and didnt realise the sport was showing downstairs.
To cut a long story short, let's just say everyone I'm the establishment ended up watching the 10 minute freeview!
To cut a long story short, let's just say everyone I'm the establishment ended up watching the 10 minute freeview!
Re: Your most embarrassing story
Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:12 pm
I took myGrandaughter to the cinema when she was a 5 year old.
We'd got there early so there was nothing showing on the screen but still there were about 50 people in there talking quietly amongst themselves.
She then took it on herself to start singing and clapping very loudly.
" I want Cock Porn! I want Cock Porn!
.............so I quickly took her to the shop and bought her some fecking POPCORN
We'd got there early so there was nothing showing on the screen but still there were about 50 people in there talking quietly amongst themselves.
She then took it on herself to start singing and clapping very loudly.
" I want Cock Porn! I want Cock Porn!
.............so I quickly took her to the shop and bought her some fecking POPCORN