Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:36 pm
A classic bit of wife disrespect for when you get home later:
Me: what's the smell?
Wife: I can't smell anything
Me: neither can I, now get that f*cking cooker on!
It earned me a slap around the bonce, leave some feedback how it went for you
Me: what's the smell?
Wife: I can't smell anything
Me: neither can I, now get that f*cking cooker on!
It earned me a slap around the bonce, leave some feedback how it went for you
Re: Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:37 pm
Re: Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:39 pm
Or, when she's sleeping, lift a cheek, and slip a chocolate button in. 
Re: Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:41 pm
SBF1 wrote:Or, when she's sleeping, lift a cheek, and slip a chocolate button in.
Re: Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:41 pm
I do all the fooking cooking anyway
Re: Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:57 pm
My mates wife went to the doctor for help, she told him that every time her husband came home after a drink, they'd argue and he'd whack her one.
The Doctor said he had the answer and told her on the next occasion just as he comes in, gulp a cup of water and keep as much in your mouth as possible, then keep swishing it around your mouth until he falls asleep.
She went back a month later and said it worked a treat and what was the secret of the water, the Doc said there was no secret with the water, the secret was keeping your gob shut.
The Doctor said he had the answer and told her on the next occasion just as he comes in, gulp a cup of water and keep as much in your mouth as possible, then keep swishing it around your mouth until he falls asleep.
She went back a month later and said it worked a treat and what was the secret of the water, the Doc said there was no secret with the water, the secret was keeping your gob shut.
Re: Try this on your wives!
Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:08 pm
I considered this but I remembered I was a grown man.
Re: Try this on your wives!
Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:45 am
Karl wrote:I considered this but I remembered I was a grown man.
Stamp out all humour! That's the spirit
Re: Try this on your wives!
Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:57 am
you must have PMTKarl wrote:I considered this but I remembered I was a grown man.
Re: Try this on your wives!
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:01 pm
Gavlar wrote:A classic bit of wife disrespect for when you get home later:
Me: what's the smell?
Wife: I can't smell anything
Me: neither can I, now get that f*cking cooker on!
It earned me a slap around the bonce, leave some feedback how it went for you
do you know what time it is?
you shhhlaaaag.
Wife : what?
Food now! or i'l have to take you down brown town
Re: Try this on your wives!
Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:58 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:you must have PMTKarl wrote:I considered this but I remembered I was a grown man.
Gavlar wrote:Karl wrote:I considered this but I remembered I was a grown man.
Stamp out all humour! That's the spirit
Re: Try this on your wives!
Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:49 pm
Gavlar wrote:A classic bit of wife disrespect for when you get home later:
Me: what's the smell?
Wife: I can't smell anything
Me: neither can I, now get that f*cking cooker on!
It earned me a slap around the bonce, leave some feedback how it went for you
Re: Try this on your wives!
Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:08 pm
class thread this haha! gonna get pretty popular i feel as well!