Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:40 pm
She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
Look's like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than Sooty!
She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
I wouldn't do her with a rusty pole
More chins than a Chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!
she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Arse like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Like opening the window and shagging the night
She's seen more cockends than weekends
A left her with a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clown's pocket
Fanny like a Hippo's yawn
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
She's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
Piss flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A c**t like a burst couch
A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
She's had more seamen than Saltcoats
She's seen more stiffs than Quincy !
She's seen more cokes than a bottle of Bacardi!
Cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun
Look's like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than Sooty!
She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
I wouldn't do her with a rusty pole
More chins than a Chinese phone book
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!
she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Arse like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Like opening the window and shagging the night
She's seen more cockends than weekends
A left her with a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clown's pocket
Fanny like a Hippo's yawn
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
She's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
Piss flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A c**t like a burst couch
A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
She's had more seamen than Saltcoats
She's seen more stiffs than Quincy !
She's seen more cokes than a bottle of Bacardi!
Cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:44 pm
brilliant!!!
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:47 pm
Gavlar wrote:She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
Look's like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan
Had more hands up her than Sooty!
She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
I wouldn't do her with a rusty pole
More chins than a Chinese phone book Do not use this one !! as my mate got Glassed by this phyco chick after he said this to her. And that is a true story Chaps
She smells like an alkies carpet
She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
It's like shaggin a pail of water.
It's like shaggin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!
she's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Face like a sand blasted tomato
Arse like a bag of washing
She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
She's seen more helmets than Hitler
Face like a stuntman's knee
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab
Like opening the window and shagging the night
She's seen more cockends than weekends
A left her with a face like a painter's radio
Fanny like a clown's pocket
Fanny like a Hippo's yawn
She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out
I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
More pricks than a second hand dartboard.
Face like a blind joiners thumb
She's done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew
She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo
Even the tide wouldn't take her out
Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard
Handled more balls than Dino Zoff
Piss flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags
She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
A c**t like a burst couch
A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters
She's had more seamen than Saltcoats
She's seen more stiffs than Quincy !
She's seen more cokes than a bottle of Bacardi!
Cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:47 pm
class
like waving a pen in the albert hall
like throwing a fag down queen street
like waving a pen in the albert hall
like throwing a fag down queen street
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:58 pm
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:59 am
She has a face like a rat catchers mallet!
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:59 am
She had a face like a dropped pie.
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:29 am
she had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:45 am
She's swallowed more seamen than the Bermuda Triangle.
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:24 am
It was like throwing a sausage roll up wyndham arcade.
She smelt like the entrance to Cardiff market.
She smelt like the entrance to Cardiff market.
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:25 am
had more cocks than a bernard matthews factory
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:54 pm
greyhound your f*cking mental
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:02 pm
It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe
Brilliant
Brilliant
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:19 pm
I bet, when you get in a lift, you got no choice but to go down...
(whilst dancing) "My god, you don't sweat much for a fat bitch..
I,ve heard of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but surely in your case its a silver shovel...
(whilst dancing) "My god, you don't sweat much for a fat bitch..
I,ve heard of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but surely in your case its a silver shovel...
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:23 pm
She's got a fanny like a mangled ham sandwich
Re: Funny insults (if your easily offended avoid this thread)
Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:40 pm