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In the swimming pool changing rooms my son seemed amazed that my penis was so much bigger than his, so I patiently explained why that was then asked him if he understood what I'd said.
"Yes Mummy, it's because you're from Thailand".

I've been to that pool, they have a Asian poolside attendant called Djahandjabandin

If the disabled really want to be treated equally, how come their spaces aren't randomly strewn across a car park?

My mate is shagging a pair of twins who both like anal. I asked him how he tells them apart. He said "Easy, Sarah has blonde hair and big tits, Derek has a moustache and big bollox!"

I went to my local AA because I've been sober for 6 months and recently I've been feeling the pressure
But apparently they don't give a f**k unless my car has broken down

Female weightlifter goes to the doctors and says, 'I've been taking steroids and grown a willy.' The doctor asks,' Anabolic?' The woman replies,' No just a willy'

A family of prostitutes are having dinner when the daughter say's "i got £50 giving a blowjob today mum... Mum says "f*cking hell thats gone up it was £15 back in my day..."then the gran say's "during the war, we were just glad of the warm drink....."

A family of prostitutes are having dinner when the daughter say's "i got £50 giving a blowjob today mum... Mum says "f*cking hell thats gone up it was £15 back in my day..."then the gran say's "during the war, we were just glad of the warm drink....."

Lewis just said that's disgusting

In the swimming pool changing rooms my son seemed amazed that my penis was so much bigger than his, so I patiently explained why that was then asked him if he understood what I'd said.
"Yes Mummy, it's because you're from Thailand".

Was that you today with the Speedos on and the "S" had come off Last i saw you was being carted off by the Old Bill

In the swimming pool changing rooms my son seemed amazed that my penis was so much bigger than his, so I patiently explained why that was then asked him if he understood what I'd said.
"Yes Mummy, it's because you're from Thailand".

Was that you today with the Speedos on and the "S" had come off Last i saw you was being carted off by the Old Bill

i have started a new job, Going good so far, Working as a comedian in an old folks home, I tell them jokes, They don't understand me,They still piss themselves

[quote="saddam"]i have started a new job, Going good so far, Working as a comedian in an old folks home, I tell them jokes, They don't understand me,They still piss themselves when they see me in my Speedos