THE POPE IS!!!

Told by a doctor that he is suffering from a testicular disease that can only be cured by having sex! He must go through with this or he will surely die! The Pope say's, "I have four conditions.The woman must be blind so she doe's not see me,deaf so she cannot hear me and mute so she cannot tell anyone what we did!" The Doctor say's, "And what is the fourth condition?" "Massive tit's!"

Class

I went to the doctors the other day & found out that my new doctor is a young female with long blonde hair & drop dead gorgeous, i was a bit embarrassed but she said "don't worry, i'm a professional i've seen it all before,just tell me whats wrong & i'll check it out for you.." i said " my wife thinks my penis tastes funny"........

I went to the doctors the other day & found out that my new doctor is a young female with long blonde hair & drop dead gorgeous, i was a bit embarrassed but she said "don't worry, i'm a professional i've seen it all before,just tell me whats wrong & i'll check it out for you.." i said " my wife thinks my penis tastes funny"........

My kid's keep taking the piss out of my Alzheimers,Wait till the cheeky little b*stard's wake up on Christmas morning to find no eggs under the bonfire!

Those are class fair play

I went for a medical last week and the nurse told me i had to stop masturbating.
I asked her why?
She said " i am trying to examine you"

I went for a medical last week and the nurse told me i had to stop masturbating.
I asked her why?
She said " i am trying to examine you"