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Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:57 am

Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:

All the time Chief. And i am getting rather tired now. Off for a lye down :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:00 am

Nuclearblue wrote:
Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:

All the time Chief. And i am getting rather tired now. Off for a lye down :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was once...I was frightened stiff!!
;) ;)

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:04 am

This could be the thread of the month with some of forum members on here ;) :ayatollah:

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:09 am

I think I could rise to the challenge

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:30 am

I've been asked not to.

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:35 am

i have a little problem.............................i was neautered 20 years ago..................also known as a jaffa(seedless) :D

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:04 am

Nuclearblue wrote:
Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:

All the time Chief. And i am getting rather tired now. Off for a lye down :lol: :lol: :lol:




:lol: :lol:

one nukes on this message board is enough!! imagine more?? :shock: :o

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:45 am

Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:



Only by the wife herself.......and out of respect for the holy sanctomy that is supposed to be marriage, I fecking refused her.

I don't get these bitches they drag a lad up the aisle and as soon as things go pear shaped they're out for the revenge ride.

Now, getting the revenge ride off a spurned bird is a deadly experience but the spiteful revenge ride is to be avoided.

Take heed young men :old:

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:08 am

Mrs Ramsgate is my only customer and let's face it... who hasn't been there!

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:05 pm

Blackwood_Bluebird wrote:
Nuclearblue wrote:
Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:

All the time Chief. And i am getting rather tired now. Off for a lye down :lol: :lol: :lol:




:lol: :lol:

one nukes on this message board is enough!! imagine more?? :shock: :o

Hell i could argue with my offspring all night :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:18 pm

SBF1 wrote:
Nuclearblue wrote:
Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:

All the time Chief. And i am getting rather tired now. Off for a lye down :lol: :lol: :lol:



:lol:

I'v been asked to shag my mates mum if that counts

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:30 pm

ccfc_cotta wrote:
SBF1 wrote:
Nuclearblue wrote:
Midfield general wrote:Appranetly this is on the rise due to a growing number of low sperm counts in men. Question for you all:

Have you ever been asked to impregnate another mans wife..? :lol:

All the time Chief. And i am getting rather tired now. Off for a lye down :lol: :lol: :lol:



:lol:

I'v been asked to shag my mates mum if that counts


:lol: I hope you obliged!

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:43 pm

To be fair though, the medical people charge stupid money to do very little more don't they? What is it, about £5,000 per "treatment" where bsasically some wanker goes along and squirts in a cup. They then take that and impregrnate the wife. All for the pleasure of £5 grand. :shock: In other words you both get fecked. Then if that doesn't work you have to go back and spend another £5 grand and so on.

Or you just get a mate and a turkey baster and a DIY job that costs nothing. Job done. Lets not be squeemish here people. Lets face it if it was a choice of letting some bloke do the duty and keep £5,000 or spend £5,000 and let some wanker with a cup have a go - what do you do.

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:50 pm

griff105 wrote:I've been asked not to.


:lol: :lol: me too :ayatollah:

Re: Impregnating another mans wife

Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:57 pm

Bluebina wrote:
griff105 wrote:I've been asked not to.


:lol: :lol: me too :ayatollah:


:lol: and he still did