Has This Man Cheated?

A lad I know has been accused of cheating on his bird.

This is the story right?

He works in a hotel and this bird has been after a ride off him for months, she didn't get one so she offered to give him a blow job.
She agreed to no kissing and the only time he touched her was to cradle her head,softly pull her hair and he gave her the odd gentle slap across the chops as a sign of appreciation for her deep throat commitment and skilful ability.

Anyway birds being what they are started clucking and before you know it his bird gets a whiff that ya mans been riding this one.

So, she asks him and quite honestly he told her that he hasn't rode her or even kissed her but at the back of his mind he feels guilty about it.

I've told him he's done nothing wrong and to be honest lads she's fit so i thinks he deserves a medal for not getting up on her.

What do you reckon?....and before you answer I don't want anyone and I mean anyone taking a bird's perspective!!

This question is for lads only

For the question of course he has cheated, if he didn't he'd have nothing to feel guilty about.

Tbh I don't see the point in it, I'd your going to cheat do it properly then deny it

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Johnny fabricated this story because he was bored.

Johnny fabricated this story because he was bored.

He put it in her... he's cheated.

May be we should get Jermey Kyle involved on this one

You could go one step further.If she gave him a dvd and said.Watch this when you get some time to your self-it me rubbing one out,is that cheating?No.If she says to him,look lets go in the spare room and wank off over each other but no contact OK-is that cheating? Oh yes ooooooooooooh YES

No different than supporting us, then slipping down to Jackland to support "THE THEM"

Is your mate Bill Clinton ?????

He put it in her... he's cheated.

No, he said "She unzipped him and she put his mickey in her mouth!"

he just didn't resist too much

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Why not?....

Does your bird work in a hotel?