JOKE
Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:40 pm
I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Re: JOKE
Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:43 pm
saddam wrote:I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
Re: JOKE
Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:47 pm
.wasn't Nukes by any chance
Re: JOKE
Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:48 pm
Marc wrote::lol:
he would have passed the towel under the door
Re: JOKE
Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:49 pm
It's just put me off my tea!!! Id got sweetcorn!!!! 
Id got sweetcorn!!!!
Re: JOKE
Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:50 pm
sam salim wrote:It's just put me off my tea!!!
i did leave it till almost 7pm thinking most would have eaten by then