I PHONED THE!!!!
Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:17 pm
police earlier today!
"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said "Two girl's are fighting over me!"
"Ok," she paused."What's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning!"
"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said "Two girl's are fighting over me!"
"Ok," she paused."What's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning!"
Re: I PHONED THE!!!!
Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:18 pm
Lmao. That's how I can describe it!
Re: I PHONED THE!!!!
Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:18 pm
sam salim wrote:police earlier today!
"What's your emergency?" they asked.
I said "Two girl's are fighting over me!"
"Ok," she paused."What's the problem?"
"The fat one's winning!"
Re: I PHONED THE!!!!
Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:20 pm
Class mate
Re: I PHONED THE!!!!
Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:21 pm
A policeman with a sniffer dig came up to me the other day and said, "my dog tells me you're on drugs" ME I said your the one with the talking dog
Re: I PHONED THE!!!!
Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:24 pm
dropebluebird wrote:A policeman with a sniffer dig came up to me the other day and said, "my dog tells me you're on drugs" ME I said your the one with the talking dog
I hide my drugs up my dogs arse.
Sniffer dog smells my dogs arse and wags it's tail...so what.
