LITTLE JOHNY!!!

say's dad wots the difference between a pussy & a c**t?.come & look at this his dad says & lifts the sheets up on his naked sleeping wife "thats a pussy son" wow it's a bit hairy dad can i touch it say's jonny. No replies his dad you'll wake the c**t up.....

....I've got a good one, but can't possibly post it on here

A couple in bed & the wife is trying to get to sleep & the husband is reading a book. Every so often he'd put his hand under the sheet & touch her pussy. The wife takes off her nighty & the husband say's "not tonight love i'm trying to read..." she shouts at him "why the hell did you start the foreplay for then...." the husband replied "that it is'nt foreplay i was just wetting my fingers to turn the page......."