sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:42 pm
what do you think about me having my dates for the op?
i will from the 28th of january be known as Joanne Martyn. cannot wait x
love you peeps
i will from the 28th of january be known as Joanne Martyn. cannot wait x
love you peeps
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:44 pm
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:46 pm
moonstomper1927 wrote:what do you think about me having my dates for the op?
i will from the 28th of january be known as Joanne Martyn. cannot wait x
love you peeps
I wouldnt have the bollocks for that
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:48 pm
I hope it dont go tits up 
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:50 pm
boxerbob wrote:I hope it dont go tits up
you win........................so far 
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:51 pm
milly44 wrote:boxerbob wrote:I hope it dont go tits up
She'll keep her lips sealed for your reply
Last edited by boxerbob on Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:53 pm
Im sealing me lips on this one, abit like joanne x
Re: sex change op
Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:59 pm
moonstomper1927 wrote:what do you think about me having my dates for the op?
i will from the 28th of january be known as Joanne Martyn. cannot wait x
love you peeps
If they are throwing your cock away, can I have it? Mines a bit small.
I don't want it mind if you've been shirt lifting with it. 
Re: sex change op
Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:04 pm
Yep you guessed it. NEVER WALK AWAY WITHOUT SIGNING OUT 
Re: sex change op
Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:11 pm
It wont be the first time you have felt a c**t 
Re: sex change op
Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:13 pm
Nuclearblue wrote:It wont be the first time you have felt a c**t
Re: sex change op
Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:26 pm
I think someone's dropped a bollock here!!! 
Re: sex change op
Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:27 pm
I suppose its a Clit in the right direction 
Re: sex change op
Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:33 pm
Eighty-Nine things a woman can't do: (and counting)
1. Know anything about a car except its colour.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Fart.
9. Read a map.
10. Rob a bank.
11. Resist Ikea.
12. Sit still.
13. Tell a joke.
14. Play pool.
15. Pay for dinner.
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking.
17. Pee out of a train window.
18. Argue without shouting.
19. Get told off without crying.
20. Understand fruit machines.
21. Walk past a shoe shop.
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
23. Not comment on strangers clothes.
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
25. Let you sleep with a hangover.
26. Drink a pint gracefully.
27. Get a round in.
28. Throw a punch.
29. Do magic.
30. Like your friends.
31. Enjoy porn.
32. Eat a really hot curry.
33. Get to the point.
34. Buy plain envelopes.
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
38. Avoid credit card debt.
39. Dive into a pool.
40. Assemble furniture.
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
42. Set a video recorder.
43. Not try and change you.
44. Watch a war film.
45. Understand why flirting results in violence.
46. Spend a day by themselves.
47. Go to the toilet by themselves.
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
49. Choose a video quickly.
50. Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
51. Admit they are wrong.
52. Not try and undermine you.
53. Let you make your own decisions.
54. Agree with you.
55. Use common sense.
56. Make a major change to the world for the better with an invention.
57. Construct a floor plan.
58. Remember something that isn't for them.
59. Win something.
60. Walk out of a store with stuff they didn't plan to get before they walked in there.
61. Get something done right the first time.
62. Call anyone 'mate'.
63. Stay in the Kitchen.
64. Stay quiet for longer than one minute.
65. Find Madeleine McCann.
66. Cook.
67. Stop making their husbands lives hell.
68. Get married and still give a blow job.
69. Have their money ready before they get on the bus.
70. Clean out a tropical fish tank.
71. Get ready in the morning without making a racket.
72. Choose suitable footwear.
73. Post lists and pretend they're jokes.
74. Compliment other women.
75. Find your mates are good company for you.
76. Take it up the arse without moaning about it beforehand.
77. Open a jar.
78. Ask you to open a jar without then making a comment such as 'I loosened it for you'.
79. Keep track of something and not lose it.
80. Listen.
81. Make a right decision other than having sex with you.
82. Be the best.
83. Win five Olympic gold medals without steroids.
84. Interact with anyone they haven't known for at least a year.
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
87. Drive.
88. Find a way out of a cellar.
89. Find your car keys.
1. Know anything about a car except its colour.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Fart.
9. Read a map.
10. Rob a bank.
11. Resist Ikea.
12. Sit still.
13. Tell a joke.
14. Play pool.
15. Pay for dinner.
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking.
17. Pee out of a train window.
18. Argue without shouting.
19. Get told off without crying.
20. Understand fruit machines.
21. Walk past a shoe shop.
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
23. Not comment on strangers clothes.
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
25. Let you sleep with a hangover.
26. Drink a pint gracefully.
27. Get a round in.
28. Throw a punch.
29. Do magic.
30. Like your friends.
31. Enjoy porn.
32. Eat a really hot curry.
33. Get to the point.
34. Buy plain envelopes.
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates.
38. Avoid credit card debt.
39. Dive into a pool.
40. Assemble furniture.
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb.
42. Set a video recorder.
43. Not try and change you.
44. Watch a war film.
45. Understand why flirting results in violence.
46. Spend a day by themselves.
47. Go to the toilet by themselves.
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket.
49. Choose a video quickly.
50. Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
51. Admit they are wrong.
52. Not try and undermine you.
53. Let you make your own decisions.
54. Agree with you.
55. Use common sense.
56. Make a major change to the world for the better with an invention.
57. Construct a floor plan.
58. Remember something that isn't for them.
59. Win something.
60. Walk out of a store with stuff they didn't plan to get before they walked in there.
61. Get something done right the first time.
62. Call anyone 'mate'.
63. Stay in the Kitchen.
64. Stay quiet for longer than one minute.
65. Find Madeleine McCann.
66. Cook.
67. Stop making their husbands lives hell.
68. Get married and still give a blow job.
69. Have their money ready before they get on the bus.
70. Clean out a tropical fish tank.
71. Get ready in the morning without making a racket.
72. Choose suitable footwear.
73. Post lists and pretend they're jokes.
74. Compliment other women.
75. Find your mates are good company for you.
76. Take it up the arse without moaning about it beforehand.
77. Open a jar.
78. Ask you to open a jar without then making a comment such as 'I loosened it for you'.
79. Keep track of something and not lose it.
80. Listen.
81. Make a right decision other than having sex with you.
82. Be the best.
83. Win five Olympic gold medals without steroids.
84. Interact with anyone they haven't known for at least a year.
85. Light farts.
86. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
87. Drive.
88. Find a way out of a cellar.
89. Find your car keys.
Re: sex change op
Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:10 pm
moonstomper1927 wrote:Yep you guessed it. NEVER WALK AWAY WITHOUT SIGNING OUT
that old chesnut
