General Custer
Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:22 am
Rides into camp and sees the Sargent Major
GC " Sargent Major I've been on the Indian Warrior trail for 30 days now i ineeds some action
if you know what i mean "
SM "Of course Mr Custer sir, When ever we feel the need for ACTION we head over to the I.R into the W.W and get on the I.S its always good fun sir".
GC "
WTF?"
SM " Sir the I.R (Indian reservation) into the W.W (Wigwam) and get on the I.S(Indian slag)"
so off he goes and isn't seen for the remainder of the day.
The Next morning the SM is doing his rounds and notices a body laying on the floor about 250 yards away from the camps perimeter and as he gets closer to his horror he realizes its General Custer barely alive and severely battered,
SM " Mr Custer sir can you hear me? are you okay? what happened?"
GC(dazed and confused) " well i went over to the I.R and Into the W.W and i was banging away hard on the I.S when F.B.I turned up!"
SM " WHAT THE FEDS?"
GC " NO A FCUKING BIG INDIAN!".
GC " Sargent Major I've been on the Indian Warrior trail for 30 days now i ineeds some action
if you know what i mean "SM "Of course Mr Custer sir, When ever we feel the need for ACTION
we head over to the I.R into the W.W and get on the I.S its always good fun sir".GC "
WTF?"SM " Sir the I.R (Indian reservation) into the W.W (Wigwam) and get on the I.S(Indian slag)"
so off he goes and isn't seen for the remainder of the day.
The Next morning the SM is doing his rounds and notices a body laying on the floor about 250 yards away from the camps perimeter and as he gets closer to his horror he realizes its General Custer barely alive and severely battered,
SM " Mr Custer sir can you hear me? are you okay? what happened?"
GC(dazed and confused) " well i went over to the I.R and Into the W.W and i was banging away hard on the I.S when F.B.I turned up!"
SM " WHAT THE FEDS?"
GC " NO A FCUKING BIG INDIAN!".
Re: General Custer
Sun Nov 13, 2011 12:24 am
aj1927 wrote:Rides into camp and sees the Sargent Major
GC " Sargent Major I've been on the Indian Warrior trail for 30 days now i ineeds some action
SM "Of course Mr Custer sir, When ever we feel the need for ACTION
GC "
SM " Sir the I.R (Indian reservation) into the W.W (Wigwam) and get on the I.S(Indian slag)"
so off he goes and isn't seen for the remainder of the day.
The Next morning the SM is doing his rounds and notices a body laying on the floor about 250 yards away from the camps perimeter and as he gets closer to his horror he realizes its General Custer barely alive and severely battered,
SM " Mr Custer sir can you hear me? are you okay? what happened?"
GC(dazed and confused) " well i went over to the I.R and Into the W.W and i was banging away hard on the I.S when F.B.I turned up!"
SM " WHAT THE FEDS?"
GC " NO A FCUKING BIG INDIAN!".
That was the best joke I'd ever heard!!
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.In 1977!
