A FARMER!!!

On the north yorkshire moors see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts, "Ey up cock tha dunt wanna be drinking tha water from theeer, It's full o hoss piss & cow shite".. The bloke say's "i'm from pakistan u speak bit slower please"..the farmer replies "if tha use's both hands cock tha wayne't spill any......

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now that one i do like !

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I'm confused.

I really should put the scolding hot cup of tea down before reading one of SAMs jokes!!

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Its a joke about Pakistani's not Muslims adz mate. Chill.

Originally when i heard it, I think it was a Welsh Farmer telling an Englishman
(in Welsh) not to drink the water, innit, bra. Then when he realises the feller
is English he tells him the same thing

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Its a joke about Pakistani's not Muslims adz mate. Chill.

Originally when i heard it, I think it was a Welsh Farmer telling an Englishman
(in Welsh) not to drink the water, innit, bra. Then when he realises the feller
is English he tells him the same thing

You've hit the nail on the head T A, It's just a joke and nothing else!!!

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Its a joke about Pakistani's not Muslims adz mate. Chill.

Originally when i heard it, I think it was a Welsh Farmer telling an Englishman
(in Welsh) not to drink the water, innit, bra. Then when he realises the feller
is English he tells him the same thing

I think I don't get it coz I'm a Paki.

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Its a joke about Pakistani's not Muslims adz mate. Chill.

Originally when i heard it, I think it was a Welsh Farmer telling an Englishman
(in Welsh) not to drink the water, innit, bra. Then when he realises the feller
is English he tells him the same thing

BTW I'm am not angry, well the confusion made my brain explode!

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Its a joke about Pakistani's not Muslims adz mate. Chill.

Originally when i heard it, I think it was a Welsh Farmer telling an Englishman
(in Welsh) not to drink the water, innit, bra. Then when he realises the feller
is English he tells him the same thing

You've hit the nail on the head T A, It's just a joke and nothing else!!!

Its funnier when its the English bloke getting tucked up though