In a recent Poll

100 Liverpudlians were asked if Britain should change its Currency. 98% said no, we should keep the Giro............

100 Liverpudlians were asked if Britain should change its Currency. 98% said no, we should keep the Giro............

100 Liverpudlians were asked if Britain should change its Currency. 98% said no, we should keep the Giro............

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In other news the Liverpool Echo reports that Mr. Ali, a so called successful businessman from somewhere beyond the Wirral was arrested in Liverpool City Centre for causing chaos at the Giro Collection Centre when he announced that he would be moving some of his production facilities to Liverpool and creating several hundred jobs. A representative of the Emergency Services told the Echo, under strict confidence, that numerous casualties were ferried to nearby drug clincs sufferring from extreme anxiety and other severe stress related problems. The local labour MP, Tarquin Lloyd George Anthony Wedgewood Benn Smythe was reported as saying " this is the sort of anti working class rhetoric we hear everyday from this coalition government and we in the student common room, errm I mean the labour party will not stand for it" when pressed by our reporter he admitted that he didn't know what rhetoric actually meant but had read it on some website or other.

The Head of Liverpool's Job Creation Unit, Mr X, when asked for a response said " Eh lar, job what's a foocking job like, got a few going wid da scallies up at Anfield like, looking after da cars and dat but notting dat'll affect yer Giro like". When our reporter mentioned Mr. Ali's job creation scheme Mr. X's response was to headbutt our reporter, alledgedly screaming "you fooking coont, I'll ave you for this". Our Media studies student Ocolay Uboumjobie contacted Ed Millibands official press officer for comment who was unavailable due a prior skiing engagement but did kindly provide a response by text message as follows "OK Yah, Ed is kinda tied up at the moment Yeh can he touch base later". Our code breakers are still trying to work that one out!

100 Liverpudlians were asked if Britain should change its Currency. 98% said no, we should keep the Giro............

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100 Liverpudlians were asked if Britain should change its Currency. 98% said no, we should keep the Giro............

Brilliant Steve

100 Liverpudlians were asked if Britain should change its Currency. 98% said no, we should keep the Giro............

Brilliant Steve

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