TWO HUNTERS

Are out when one person collapses and the other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency sevices, he gasps "MY FRIEND IS DEAD WHAT DO I DO?!" The operator says, "Ok, I can help, calm down, lets make sure he's dead" A silence occurs then a gunshot is heard, back on the phone "OK now what?"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What is the best multiplayer hunting game out there for the Xbox 360? Please no smartass comments like "Red Dead Redemption" or "Pretend enemies on CoD are deer". I want something like Cabelas that has multiplayer so I can hunt with a friend. Thanks.