Joke!
Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:01 pm
A man is in a queue at tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him.
She starts waving to him. so he asks, "excuse me, do I know you?" "yes, I think your the father of one of my kids." she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity. "f*cking hell" he says. "are you that lass I shagged on my stag do while your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my bum?" "No" she replies, "i'm your son's english teacher."
She starts waving to him. so he asks, "excuse me, do I know you?" "yes, I think your the father of one of my kids." she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity. "f*cking hell" he says. "are you that lass I shagged on my stag do while your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my bum?" "No" she replies, "i'm your son's english teacher."